ewenm Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 or perhaps that rock-hard substance you get when weetabox has dried onto the bowl 🤔 69600 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 obviously I mean weetabix 69600 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Also is Alex crossdressing as Rach or is it the other way round - and how do we know they exist if they can pretend to be each other...... ....memo to self - go back on the medication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 oooh so inter-changeable antlers, like an inter-changeable aeroscreen really - but you need to do it in such a way that it won't hurt the Moosheep. Not sure that dried weetabix is suitable because you'd never get the antlers off again if you used that Is No More Nails going to hurt when removed? What about blu-tack - or maybe for the sheep, white tack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 I'll play with your bloomin' settings in a minute girl I'd imagine that's a pretty successful chat-up line, Alex Reminds me of that classy one from Irish country folk - 'Brace yourself, Julia' Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Boonie, You know we both exist, because you have met us both...whether everyone else can rely on that as being proof I don't know 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Pat, I reckon you're right, he has loads of girlfriends 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Maybe in a flock of sheep, one should have the interchangeable antlers so that if danger threatens (like a wolf perhaps ) it can don them a defend the flock 69600 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 No Nails comes off - usually bring the curtains, curtain pole and two strips of wallpaper with it....this is why I don't do DIY. Poor little sheep - surely someone should call the RSPCA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 And I've heard he's gosh darn brave too 69600 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 That sounds like a top idea Ewen How do they decide which one gets the antlers? It might cause fights...or would it be that all who want them take turns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 That's what I thought Boonie...it's that Alex you know, he really mistreats that poor sheep and if I try and help I get locked in a cupboard 😳 ☹️ Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Did someone call 🤔 Aaaaaarghh a moosheep ❗ ❗ (that's the wolf equivalent of a werewolf) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 So a moosheep is a wolf that grows antlers and eats grass at full moon 69600 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Surely we can't allow Rach to be locked (or flocked) up in a cupboard - I beseech you fellow shedders we must away to evil Alex's castle where he engineers Moosheep and aeroscreens. Pitchforks and burning torches are optional....surely we are the right people to form a mob or rabble..... ....lets go and free the sheep...and of course Rach... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Moosheep eat wolves... Lock up your daughters ❗ well, do if they have furry, grey ears and long, furry grey muzzles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Alex "Frankenmoose" Birtwisle 69600 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 what ❗ I sheep in trouble ❗ Hoop to the rescue ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Who is that masked man...and didn't his mum ever tell him to put on clean underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 😬 Thanks Boonie. I have managed to escape this time, a Harrier came and airlifted me out of the cupboard, I might not be so lucky next time. While Alex is outside admiring his aeroscreen, I will free the sheep from the freezer Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Cheers Rach - the Harrier - Sheep Alliance will continue to put aside its differences on Cucumber and destroy the evil wrongdoers ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Woo hoo - thanks Hoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Hooray ❗ A happy ending 😬 Er, so long as the antlerectomy on the poor sheep is a painless procedure ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 what the................................................................................... 🤔 Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Don't Ask is probably the best option. Off to bed now see yalll tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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