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Cake or Death?


KevSull Too

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Who's been watching Eddie then *thumbup*

"YOU!! cake or death"?

"erm, I'll have the cake please"

"sorry, we're all out of cake, wasn't expecting it to be so popular"

 

Also, am illegally using office internet to surf the sheds 😬

life is truly wonderful

 

Seek forgiveness, not permission.

Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it???

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Ric,

 

Agreed, getting caught shedding because you are laughing is a problem. Work (mine at any rate) just isn't that funny. I try and surpress it and keep from creasing up but this probably means I look as though I have terrible constipation; and there are times when to avoid exploding I have to let out a chuckle, snort, chortle or splutter (or a shlurktorple which is a combination of all the aforementioned). Very difficult to keep a low profile like that...

 

Good job I'm close by the bike shed. Not so far to go if the boss tells me "on yer bike" *eek*

 

M

*tongue* 😬>

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"Cake or death?"

 

"Eh, cake please."

 

"Very well! Give him cake!"

 

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

 

"You! Cake or death?"

 

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

 

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

 

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

 

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

 

"Well, I meant cake!"

 

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

 

"Uh, cake please."

 

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

 

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

 

 

😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬

 

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