Alex Birtwisle Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 BOYS BEWARE ❗ If you ever go to a pub beer garden and push two bench/tables up together DO NOT sit on the join. I knew of the scrotal pinch phenomena, but last night I experienced it for the first time and my god it hurts. *mad* ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pussycat Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Sounds very painful! Guess that is ANOTHER good reason for being thankful for being a woman! Hope it doesn't put you out of action for too long! Jahne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Ouch! Thanks for the warning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 😬 It was quite comical from where I was sitting though...sorry! Rach Harriers Make Me Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Piercy Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 And the barman asked....."Would you like ice with that?" Piston Broke? ...Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Hope you recover quickly Mr B I remember a friend who did the trouser zip thing once - the only time I have ever seen a man ask another man to pull his zip for him cos he couldn't bear to do it himself 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 hmmm... another reason to ensure I always sit on Emma's lap 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Yeah, women just don't understand what REAL pain is. Childbirth 🤔 Pah ❗ ❗ Has nothing on an injury to the male nether regions (Ducks for cover now) 😬 Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Or the more protracted pain caused by boxer short seam chafeage of the scrotum (Usually caused by ‘lack of adjustment’ before driving off in the Seven followed by enthusiastic braking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Of course any "adjustment" perfomed will just result in ... "leave them ALONE will you" 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Alex, are you sure it wasn't a devious and cunning plan by Rachel to try and give you an instant vasectomy 🤔 At least Ross got to have anaestetic 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 YIKES Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 😬 PP, It was nothing to do with me, I wasn't even there when he did it... Top idea though 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Fnar Today's TDML bought to you by the folk in the shed archive dungeons Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Assume it was worse when wearing a skirt... My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Ouch *eek* Reminds me of a pillow fight at school. One boy had dealt an excellent sideways blow to his opponnet, knocking him over the bed onto the floor. He leaps onto the bed, and does a Bruce Lee style jump (Enter the dragon had just come out, in which BL jumps and lands astride some poor trembling fool, does a sort of twist and "haya" and breaks his neck) to deliver the final coup-de-grace. Sadly the floor bound boy wriggles to get out the way whilst "Bruce" is the air, and Bruce ends up landing on the poor chaps left 'un *eek* He had to go to hospital and have it taken out. Neither of the two boys were ME I hasten to add. That was probably 25 years ago, and I can STILL remember it like it was yesterday, nobody who witnessed it walk quite right ever again 😳 Edited by - Noger on 17 Aug 2004 10:51:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Ah, the joys of the Public School system Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 When was Alex wearing a skirt?! The spandex I know about...but this 😳 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Alex Now own up to Rach, it'd be the manly thing to do Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Scrotal Pinch is nuffing , try getting a divorce When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 17, 2004 Author Share Posted August 17, 2004 Does a divorce make you walk funny 🤔 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Yes, as your wallet is so empty and a court has kicked you in the knackers 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 And the " Bruise" lasts alot longer 🙆🏻 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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