La vache espagnole Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I urge you to join B.A.A.A.H instead Blackface (sheep) Alliance Against All Harriers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 The aforementioned Alliance is of course under strict instructions to be nice to the cuddly Rachael and her cuddly Harrier who saved me from the clutches of the Evil Hoopy... Edited by - MisterToad on 15 Aug 2003 10:43:07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 where can i buy a BAAAH badge please 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snitcher Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Up the Sheep (not literally) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Up the Sheep (literally) 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away; Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air. You better watch out, There may be dogs about I’ve looked over jordan, and I have seen Things are not what they seem. What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real. Meek and obedient you follow the leader Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel. What a surprise! A look of terminal shock in your eyes. Now things are really what they seem. No, this is no bad dream. The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want He makes me down to lie Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by. With bright knives he releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places. He converteth me to lamb cutlets, For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger. When cometh the day we lowly ones, Through quiet reflection, and great dedication Master the art of karate, Lo, we shall rise up, And then we’ll make the bugger’s eyes water. Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream. Wave upon wave of demented avengers March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream. Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead! You better stay home And do as you’re told. Get out of the road if you want to grow old. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 ❗.... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Dammed are the Harriers flying through the sky ! Misunderstood by sheep caw and fly Oh how they longed for the times before.. When they could land right on the floor. But the evil sheep had their way And forbade any such landings, night or day It wasn’t always this way. No! There was a time, not long ago When Harrier and sheep happily did meet And swap stories of air to air combat and munching of wheat But the sheep grew jealous of the Harriers flight And jealousy broiled over in to might One day they said ‘we must fly as well’ ‘We will take to the skys over Anglesey and (searches multimap) Rhyl ! But try try try as they might No single sheep managed a flight Some tried Helium to lessen the weight.. But found only a shrill voice to irritate Some tried wings made of wool But the flaps would send them in to a stool So the sheep turned on the Harriers from then And stopped them landing on land ever again Out to sea the harriers then turned And dropped lumps of concrete on the sheep for being spurned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Mikey 😬 😬 Rach Harriers Make Me Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 see ❗ if the harriers had offered the nice sheep a lift they would have been happy but they were cruel and drove the sheep to a lemming like dismay ☹️ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 The Harriers would never give lifts to the sheep because they knew they were inherently evil. Once the sheep had access to the Harriers they would have ensnared them, and used the Harriers for their own evil ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 sheep smell plus I think you would get arrested for "cuddling" sheep You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Mikey, you appear to be confusing sheep with wolks (and that's not an easy mistake to make!). Sheep want no more than to eat grass and not to be a number. They are completely guileless and have no evil ends (well, I concede that one end may be slightly more evil than the other...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 MisterToad, that 'Wolk' looked suspiciously like a sheep in disguise to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Hoop, You do realise that the favourite food of a sheep is cucumber don't you...Harriers on the other hand, think it is horrible 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 that's why i like sheep - they happily munch up all the cucumber leaving the world free of it for the rest of us HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 See the sheep have you exactly where they want you, they are happy to let you think that they will eat all the cucumber, when in fact if you eat lamb you are eating cucumber by default 😬 and they run a secret underground campaign to turn everyone over to the Cucumber Side Rach Harriers Make Me Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 i don't eat lamb - that would be nasty and would leave more cucumber in the world HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 A Harrier is but a wingèd cucumber seducing us subliminally to worship the evil salad vegetable... OK, maybe I should have left that last beer alone... 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 16, 2003 Author Share Posted August 16, 2003 no, i think you may have something there.... hmm... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 No, that's where you are wrong. Harriers are against cucumber, sheep on the other hand are trying to make everyone eat cucumber all the time Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 18, 2003 Author Share Posted August 18, 2003 they do not. Can anybody honestly report a sheep trying to make them eat cucumber 🤔 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Well they are more subtle than that, see so subtle that you haven't even noticed, the next thing you know you will realise that you have just eaten a whole cucumber the sheep will have succeeded then with their nefarious plan 😳 Harriers however are great 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 18, 2003 Author Share Posted August 18, 2003 how would a shepp offer me a cucumber to eat then 🤔 they don't have hands you see.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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