scooby dooby doo Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 DH3 - genius Would you like to be my secret inventor of evil things. As peardrop will tell you - I pay well HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 That would work Thanks Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I've got a dog that likes eating spiders if you want to borrow him? You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 Thanks for the replies, just got home, shelob still in bath. Mikey is big coward. Like the idea of having a cat, although i couldent float it on a bath sponge as i dont own one, another piece of tupperware would have to suffice, which could then be floated next to the spiders vessel whereupon the cat could board once close enough and do battle! Unfortunately i was hoping for a shower this evning and the above plan may be tricky to organise at such short notice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 If I scan him, I could email him to you You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Lee, no need to bin the vacuum if you heed my word and use a Dyson - you can see the little buggers spinning around like they are in a crazy crazy funfair ride. Switch the Dyson off and observe them rest in peace in the collection of dust, muck, and your housemates girlfriends long hairs. Plus of course as the advert says, the Dyson will spin the spider at a bazillion miles per hour, and I defy even the heougest of arachnids to survive that! problem sorted, and as an added bonus you get a great vacuum which can sit quite happily on the stairs, carries all it's own tools, no bag to replace, easily emptied 😬 moomin www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Couldn't you just ask him to leave 🤔 failing that, have it stuffed and mounted on it's back with it's legs in the air, would make a great soap holder 😬 Dont you just love irony Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Or you could do a Scooby-Doo type trick - just run in and shout phonecall for Mr Spider - at which point he wil leave the bath, leave a tip for you and go to the phone. This is when you lock the bathroom door and enjoy a good spider free soak - I have also tested this one out in my head and it worked too. Rach - wouldn't you need Alex to turf the spider out of SUMY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 anybody got a HUGE dyson 🤔 I want a ride on the funfair ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 14, 2003 Author Share Posted August 14, 2003 spider now squished ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted August 14, 2003 Author Share Posted August 14, 2003 'Or you could do a Scooby-Doo type trick - just run in and shout phonecall for Mr Spider - at which point he wil leave the bath, leave a tip for you and go to the phone.' and discover that it was trying to scare the occupents into shutting down the bathroom due to the dissused mine shaft beneith housing treasure and stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 ..... ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Well on the up side at least you have your bathroom back now... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 But how do you get rid of the dyson, cat, giant sponge, soggy spider ladder.... etc.? without tripping over and dinging your head on the basin??? (1...) (yep - new rating imminent ) Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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