Dickie Normuss Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I've had an idea for a thread, what do you think? Each day someone could post a profound/humorous thought of the day, unfortunately I cant think of one, anyone want to get the ball rolling (except Ross) 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I said that 😬 Steve Se7en-Up! Less is more! Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Faves are: Monday - What if there were no hypothetical situations? Teusday - 100000 Lemmings can't be wrong Wednesday - A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Thursday - Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation Friday - Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Saturday - The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair Sunday - Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it Steve Se7en-Up! Less is more! Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Very deep Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 ric - give me a week and i'll be OK 😬 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 My 4rt 4vday is usually... Mmm, fresh ground coffee... Mmm, cycle ride/7 blat... Mmm, London Pride... Followed by, Mmm, sleeeeeep. G'night all!Don't have Nick Ross nightmares Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 My head hurts when I think so I try to avoid doing it (thinking that is) Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Oh really? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 mmmmmm, beer, and cold hope pipe in garden, evening all ❗ Steve B Faster than the Speed of Dark Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 beer, and cold hope pipe in garden Hmmm, Professor Branestawm moment .... How about a cold beer hose pipe in the garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 hope pipe 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Smoking a hope pipe can seriously damage your help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Talking of "pipe" .... Whilst working in Paris, we used to frequent a rather dingy little bar close to our hotel. The Chien Grise. One night "Fish" ('cos he drank like one and showed no effects) got a dodgy glass of Leffe. So in his rather poor french he attempted to collar the patron to explain that he had a bad pint, and that perhaps he should consider cleaning the beer pipes out. Exasperated at the apparent lack of understanding, Fish promptly did what any true Englishman would do. Made up a french word and spoke LOUDER. "Monsieuer, monsiuer, le pipe, le pipe" .... Which was greated with stunned silence by the entire bar ... Roughly translated this means ... "Sir, Sir, a bl0w j0b, a bl0w j0b" 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 depends on where you put the hose, and what's in it 😬 Steve B Faster than the Speed of Dark Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 As it says on a sign behind the bar in my local "under English law, the head is part of the pint" Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Noger, thanks for increasing our French vocab, I hope and pray that it'll come in handy one day 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 my contribution for today: "You can't hug your child with Nuclear Arms" Steve B Faster than the Speed of Dark Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 2B OR NOT 2B = FF HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 nope, ='s AAA Steve B Faster than the Speed of Dark Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 2B = 00101011 so NOT 2B = 11010100 so 2B OR NOT 2B is the same as 00101011 OR 11010100 which equals 11111111 which is FF HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'm scared ☹️ I seem to be surrounded by brainy shedders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 hoopy, i'm going to have to go now and find my TI calculator that does Binary, Octal, and Hex now Steve B Faster than the Speed of Dark Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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