Boonie Hound Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Fantastic news - some very kind donor has given enough money on Windy's sweepstake to make the total £100. This means I have to become a member....which is good news for me. Any ideas on how I break this news gently to my long suffering wife 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Dont tell her 😬 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Wait until LowFlying hits the mat and say "oh, look. What's that then??" DUCK. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Cheerfully point out to your wife that she's about to start suffering a whole lot more. ...or work on her along the lines of that headache pills ad that has a revolting child repeatedly shouting: "Mumcanwehavearabbit,Mumcanwehavearabbit,Mumcanwehavearabbit,Mumcanwehavearabbit,Mumcanwehavearabbit...." 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 Tried that one 😬 She let me go outside and play. Although on Sunday she said the day was so nice it was perfect for me to take her out in a 7 and try and persuade her to let me have one. Slowly, slowly catchy monkey me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 You could always ask Barry to send you your LF in a plain brown envelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Good news Boonie You could point out that joining will: 1. save money, since you will be reading Low Flying at a time when you would otherwise be getting off your face down the local; and 2. help you to keep trim/lose weight (depending on your current profile 😳) by virtue of the 3 days of stress every month waiting for your copy to land on the doormat. You could also buy her a subscription to Cosmo ( 😳 - I know, gratuitous stereotyping, apologies to Miss Mav, Fullharness, Tam and any others of the fairer, smarter, stronger sex) Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Well recovered NaPP I should point out the wonderful blackmail qualities LF has "you can't read it until you have..... 😳 Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 I don't mean insert tasks 😳 I'd better stop digging now.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Tam, you saucy minx...... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 Blimey - I'm married you don't do things like that. 😬 I did buy her a subscription to Trail magazine for Christmas - ummmmm - perhaps I can get round it that way. Anyway the forms filled in and now in the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Woo hoo - excellent Boonie, I am sure it won't be long before Helen is racing you to the letter box to get hold of Low Flying first 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 Let's hope so - although in my household I would be an SV which makes overtaking me in the hall very difficult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Boonie, show her a photo of a nice black one in your 1st copy of LF, then BUY MINE 😬 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Dont let Ross see this, he doeesn't have a complete member >runs and hides in dark corner of shedIs it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Boonie- WOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Ric, my member's just fine (except some bruising ) It's his two pals below that are worse for wear.... especially after the stint I did in the garden this evening ☹️ They feel like someone's attached a coupla housebricks to them.... ouch ❗ Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 >Cringe Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 x2 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 😳 😳 Edited by - (not a) Postman Pat on 4 Aug 2003 23:05:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 What did you post before editing.....? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 it was an unsuccessful attempt to position two downwards pointing arrows centred immediately below the two blushing faces 😳 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 I think my testicles are now the most discussed ever on BlatChat.... 😳 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Sorry 😳 Have you ever heard The Twelfth Man's sketch about Aussie Rules footballers suffering from SPATFA's? I think you'd enjoy it Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 No apology required, doesn't bovva me at all.... 😬 I haven't heard it no, I assume it's about bollox? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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