Dickie Normuss Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Has anybody ever answered this? What are your thoughts?? As always, sensible answers only 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 You know what, I've never seen a chicken cross the road ❗ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 1, 2003 Author Share Posted August 1, 2003 you've led a sheltered life 😳 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 ☹️ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbo Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I've seen one cross a yard - never a road. I can only presume its all a bit of a game the chickens play. they must all get together after a nights hard egg pushing and dare each other to sprint across the road and back - the objective - to establish whose 'eggs' are bigger. Sorry - hens don't have 'eggs' Surely not fame academy on again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 To avoid walking past KFC 🤔 barfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 For his own fowl reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Noger, what an eggcellent reply... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Beak-cause the chicken was shell shocked and got egged on by his mates. but the real reason in the end was he was given a poultry sum if he did it. Alright, he went morris dancing with the sheep....simple really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 they must all get together after a nights hard egg pushing Chikinz don't lay at night, you silly boy ....they roost/sleep Mind you, they do start laying fairly early in the morning - about half past four the other day, IIRC But you forgive the wee birds their cluckings and squawkings for a delicious, truly yellow yolked eggie for breakfast And in answer to the question... mine never cross the road, because they're very happy on the side they are on 😬 FH.......blimey, is that the time 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 quack Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbo Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 fullharness - you sad sad man - what on earth are you doing up at 4.30 am watching hens push eggs out their ass??? I think I am going to have to warn your chickens that there is a 'voyeur' in their midst 😬 😬 Surely not fame academy on again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 waiting for brekkie? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Timbo, You may wish to amend the comment fullharness - you sad sad man FH is a lady who can often be seen with Mr FH!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 ... to get a better look at the magnificent Caterham Seven parked on the other side of the road ... Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Just why did the chicken cross the road? Answers below: GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS eChicken 2003. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Well done Mart and you did that all by your self, I'm so proud of him Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 that devotion for you... 😬 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 3, 2003 Author Share Posted August 3, 2003 Mart - Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbo Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Re. Fullharness is a lady - Mav - even more relevant - send the wife out to wait for the eggs to be laid while the man sleeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Slap - 🙆🏻 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Don't want to be in your shoes when FH reads that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 I've got a good technique for neck wringing, works with chickens and people, or even the bits of Ross that look like a stubley plucked chicken 😳 The Hitman PS The Minder is a big girl's blouse and no mistake and his pint is unsure of it's sexual orientation I'm gonna get ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minder Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Get yer hands off 'im Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 the bits of Ross that look like a stubley plucked chicken Hoi! I ain't got any bits like that... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport (WHICH IS NOW FOR SALE here and here ☹️) View my photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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