Morls Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 To avoid boring friends, relatives, O-Welly, garage attendants and girls in kebab shops with the same old excuses for not winning, can anyone suggest some new ones I can use after Elvington tommorow. Traditional ones include: My tyres are worn I'm too fat 😳 My eyes hurt ☹️ Suggestions please *arrowright* *arrowright* Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 How about "My crutch strap was digging in" Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 or "My foo-foo valve started to leak" Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 There's an A in the day 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 or "The other drivers are all cheating b#st&rds" Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Is there an archive of interviews with Mansell or Coulthard anywhere on the Autosport site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Obviously under the world recognised Boonie Dewey Decimal system I won my class...so champagne all round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Meldrew - 😬 😬 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 How about "My crutch strap was digging in" Erm.... It's a motorbike 😳 But I still think it might work Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Woods Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 or how about "I put the go-faster stripes on back-to-front" Nick P8MRA - Red and Black 1.6K supersport I dont believe in Fate, but I do believe in Sh*t, because Sh*t happens - here and here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Or I put my helmet on back to front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 "I've got a sore tummy" Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 The dog ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 "I was winning but was distrcated by thoughts of your kebabs *eek*" bet you get extra chilli sauce after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 Given that I'm going to have beer and Curry tonight, Pies tomorrow, be scared, and be surrounded by men in tight leather, rain on the track and pollen.... Ive decided.... I'll complain of Beer-Diorheroea-Plump-need'a'dump-Gay-spray-Hay-Fever 😳 😬 😳 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Or how about "It's awful hot in here" whilst pulling at collar & doing a pretend swoon? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 The scarey thing is that Mr Jackson has already used most of the aforementioned excuses."iyaz, me eyes are killing" 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Howsabout some action shots of my trailer? Thanks for bringing it back in one piece... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted July 21, 2003 Author Share Posted July 21, 2003 No excuses needed 😬 The trailer was good too Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 well done 😬 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Woo Hoo - 😬 well done Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Cool 😬 Hands over fizzy sherbert - and bends knees so Mark looks like he is still on the podium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Sits on the floor to enhance podium effect Which piccies on www.freedomfoto.co.uk are of you Mark ? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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