Dickie Normuss Posted July 20, 2003 Author Share Posted July 20, 2003 Miss, it's not guts, you lot are like extended family. I use a few forums and this one is streets ahead, no politics or backstabbing like all the others. I tell you lot 'cos I know we'll av a laff. It will mean moving to Yorkshire, any shedders up there?? Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Do you want someone stabbed in the back, I'll do it if you like, just say who and where 😳 The Hitman I'm gonna get ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Hitman and her is it? Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 20, 2003 Author Share Posted July 20, 2003 *ric desperately looks for someone you can stab* sorry, no one I need "dispatched". You lot are going to have to wait 10 days after I ask to find out if she said yes 'cos her PC is broke, can you handle the tension Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 No ❗ Buy her a new one Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 and include blatchat as a Favourite Perfect 10 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 If she says No do you want me to dispatch the only witness ? 😳 I'm gonna get ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 21, 2003 Author Share Posted July 21, 2003 10 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 don't rehearse too much otherwise you could get tongue tied Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 21, 2003 Author Share Posted July 21, 2003 No fear, I know exactly what I'm going to say Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 ok Don't tell anybody though Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 21, 2003 Author Share Posted July 21, 2003 Ok, my secret's safe with me Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 😬 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 9 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 9 ☹️ Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 8 😬 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 8 ☹️ Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 8 days until this can be heard in Ninewells Hospital Dundee Doctor "Here nurse, look at this" Nurse "what is it Doctor, it's very ugly looking?" Doctor "well the last time I saw one that small it was on a weasel" Nurse "Is that good Doctor?" Doctor "it is if you are a lady weasel, get me the plyers" Nurse "here they are, Doctor, do you need the mallet too?" Doctor "yes nurse, and get the medical photographer to come in too, I want to send pictures of this oddity to the British Medical Journal and the News of the World" Nurse "certainly Doctor" Doctor "and I'll also be needing the machine that goes ping" Nurse "yes Doctor" Machine "ping" Nurse "it's getting bigger Doctor" Machine "ping" Doctor "Yes nurse, the machine that goes ping can work wonders" Machine "ping" Doctor "There, that should do it, a magnificent specimen" Machine "ping" Doctor "unplug the machine that goes ping and take the patient to the recovery room" Nurse "Yes Doctor" Meanwhile Ross is out cold, dreaming of the swelling staying and the pain going away, little does he know that he's making medical history 😳 😬 😬 😬 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 23, 2003 Author Share Posted July 23, 2003 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I made medical history years ago... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 24, 2003 Author Share Posted July 24, 2003 Uh oh, 1 week and counting. Am I doing the right thing Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Oh yes Perhaps I can take your mind off it by telling you about my "popping the question" moment Nobody else is around, sure you can keep a secret. We had gone off for a few days in Wales, and had taken the train up to the top of Snowdon, nice day but a few clouds around. Not that many people. Perfect. "Come over here" I said to (future) Mrs N , standing on a rock with the most faboulous views over wales ... just then some cloud appeared and engulfed the top of the mountain. "No way" said (future) Mrs N "I cant see". By the time the cloud cleared 'twas time to leave. Always have a back up plan 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 25, 2003 Author Share Posted July 25, 2003 6 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Hey, don't worry. At least it is warm and dry under the thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 Only 5 days left, Pretty sure she'll say yes, only prob is, I'm not sure I'm gonna ask unless absolutely sure, it's a commitment FOR LIFE (some say it's a life sentence) to one person and that's scary ❗ Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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