Hibster. Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Ross I expect you are more used to having young men examine your tackle, just like Gay Al's Texan friend 😳 Paul PS I can't afford to have you snuffed out so I'm going to pay for your op to go slightly wrong, one slip of the scalpel and Perhaps you could go by the name of Rosemary 😳 If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 No, but dozens of young nubile chicks 😬 I thought you would've tried to organise a rusty old Stanley? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 That is the name of my insider at the hospital, how did you know ? Paul PS Are you going to Ninewells, Fernbrae, Royal Victoria Hospital, Kings Cross Hospital or Royal Dundee Liff, I need to be sure I get him to the right one on the big day. PPS Why are they so many hospitals in Dundee ? If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 19, 2003 Author Share Posted July 19, 2003 Ross, I'm already taking some on, she's already got two, none mine, dont know if that's dedication of madness????? Another good man down 🤔 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 So you don't want any of your own Ric? Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 19, 2003 Author Share Posted July 19, 2003 Yep, but didn't really want more than 2. Really did want my own but that decision's been made for me ☹️ Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Well the operation can always be reversed Good luck either way Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Paul, you seem to have a great deal of knowledge with Dundee Hossies, how? I am getting "done" in 9wells, very much the main one in the area. You missed Dundee Royal Infirmary (DRI), which is now closed & partially knocked down, now flats & new-build kit homes. Ref the others, Fernbrae is the local private job for people with money or BUPA (I have neither), the Vic is for old peeps (might interest you? 😬), Kings X is for contagious diseases, & Liff is the loony bin (might interest most shedders)... Ric, I refer to them as Blue Peters... (ones that were made earlier), but I would think long & hard (no pun intended) before going for it, as the medical folk stress that it should be considered permanent. (even though a reversal has around 50% success rate) Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Paul knows a lot of things about a lot of people, It's quite scary what he knows too Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Aye, there ain't no substitute for age... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Ha ha ha Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 hee hee hee Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Viv, So do I need a Cheshire based hitman too ? Ross, My Dundee character, Dirty Mac*, is now booked to appear at Ninewells hospital on the 31st, he'll have his meat mallet, 2 bricks, his stanley knives, an aluminum baseball bat, a stick with a nail in the end, a length of 2 by 4, several sets of pliers, some mole grips, a motorbike chain, a portable vice and a selection of specimen jars. He will allow you to don your gimp mask if you so wish, he's a real gentleman although he will not be the least bit gentle. Paul * Known to his mother and probation officer as Stanley Mac, what do the authorities know you as ? PS Glad to hear you already own a skirt, is that in addition to your kilt and string vest PPS I've found a picture of you at C21VHPD's house (I hope it was before you were married) If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 [Rab C voice] "I will tell you this!" [/Rab C voice] Do you get hitmen for everyone who has a dig? Tell Dirty Mac to be alert on the 31st, cos he's gonna be up against a pretty angry m****r f**ker (well, mildly irate) 😬 Just tell him to ask for "BIG ROSS", don't need the ward number... PS which kilt were you referring to, tartan or camouflage J-P G one? (bit hit in Texas) Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Ross I just want to ensure that you never reach maturity, it's purely personal Paul If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 What have i done now you Southern you Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 It's OK Miss, he's just having a senior moment Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 i am scared Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 careful miss, there may be blood & tears.... (can only hope) Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Who's blood and who's tears??? Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 do you really need to ask??? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperScot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 erm when i'm this scared YES ❗ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted July 20, 2003 Author Share Posted July 20, 2003 11, *GULP* Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? THE COUNTDOWN TO BEING UNDER THE THUMB HAS STARTED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 I think it's fantastic Ric, and it takes a lot of guts to tell us lot your plans Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Miss Mav, if you and I are blood and tears does that mean that Ross is sweat or sweaty ? If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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