Hibster. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 The Wife & Her tennis coach The Blat & Rash Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 " The sexually active daughter" Not that Delberta will go near a boy until she is 35 unless accompanied by me and my Berreta 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Delbert I like the optimistic way you assume that you'll still be alive in 26 years Never answer the door to a Mr G Reaper esq or his horse Binky Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Well I might retire in the same year, But being a bit tubby, smoke like a chimbley and keep 3 vineyards in trade you might well be right When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Darn, that might mean that I'm even older than you, hummppphhh Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Actually just realised I retire in 23 years time. That means a) I've lost 2 years of my life and b) I've 2 years less QA meetings to attend. Now we are apparently discussing bead sizes verses density and its effect on compressive strength. I don't even understand the item on the agenda let alone the topic. Why am I here. Only 2 items to go and if any body has AOB I will shoot them When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 16 Jul 2004 15:59:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Does any body understand steam patterns in an EPSblock mould 🤔 Does anybody care 🤔 I'm so board and I've been upstairs and wound up the architects thread 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 I am not an architect, I am not wound up either and i don't know the answer to your question ❗ Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Delbert Does that mean you are 42 ?? You'll like BobW's comment on the value of daughters here 16:13 post, tee hee Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Thats funny 😳 rude but funny Yes Paul i am alone and i am off work now until the 26th Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 41and 5 mths to be precise. Fat Bald smoker with a flatulence problem. Any Hunnies fancy it When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Ewwwww i didn't notice your flatulence problem at Oulton Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 With regard to Delberta loosing her value. I had the Armour fiend "cherry" and Carbon fibre cap options installed when I placed the original order 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Curses, I'm older than you but younger than Steve-B 😬 I don't have the same problem as you, I fart, where's the problem in that ? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Miss Mav, But you noticed the other problems . Humph. Re assuring comments would have been apt 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 I'm so glad i havent got children, I don't think i could handle the stress and worries you guys have Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Our pets slugs (Jen won't kill anything in the garden - except the plants ) have eaten all our chill peppers. They are now red and pink slugs 😳 and look REALLY frightening. Have trapped one in a jar to see if it glows in the dark tonight 😬 Recovering from Bordeaux Blat crash (ouch) ❗ 😬 See Barbarella (she will fly again) here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Thats what I like to see, a subtle attempt to bring us back on theme. Yes the Geek in the corner has some AOB. I'll be on the cover of the Manchester Evening news cos I just left him lieing there When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 So you don't keep an acid bath in the your briefcase to help with the disposal of your victims, er, I mean the people who vanish during meetings Acid is easier to carry than a patio and shovel 😳 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 No but I have just found out why I needed the EPS Block mould If anybody gets a flat pack from "MIF" or a computer from "Dill" you might find the packaging a little contaminated with QA Geek When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Phew! Lucky my Dill poota was delivered earlier in the week then.... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Do Dill deliver?? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Soozy was scared of a big black slug in the back garden this eve, whilst erecting the gazebo of doom. I scooped it up on half a frisbee and went to place it in the field over the fence, but then found that Mr Farmer has fired up the electric fence. I caught it with my right (upper) nipple! *eek* (I say 'upper' as I have 3 1/2 of the damn things......) Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 THings sure sound different up your way. Have you lot brainwashed Hoopy so that he no longer visits the shed ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 OK. You all missed my set-up. and if no one gets it I'll have to reply myself and the joke won't be funny. Not that it ever was ☹️ savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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