rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 .............you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in a room together, which would win? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 ......or if you strapped a bit of toast spread with jam to the back of a cat and dropped from, say, 4 feet, which side would land up the way? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomB Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Neither would win. Its a well known method of making a zero gravity machine. All you need is a cat, something it can fall off, a piece of buttered toast and an elastic band. Attach the toast to the cats back with the rubber band & push the cat off a height. The cat will try & roll over as it falls & the toast will try to land butter side down. The net result is neither wins & the cat & tast spin in mid air. Its true. I tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 mav, yes, very tom Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 perhaps you could ponder this then: Is it Too many cooks spoil the broth or Many hands make light work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Neither, it's slap bang in the middle Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Remember and tell everyone not to tell anyone Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Ho, hum, drum,.............. sod it, I'm off to bed Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 if you leave the fridge door open - does the room get hotter or colder 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Not sure, but it will get lighter* *assuming the light works Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 The propensity for buttered toast to fall buttered side down has been scientifically investigated by Robert Matthews of Aston University. His paper on the subject, titled "Tumbling toast, Murphy's Law and the Fundamental Constants" can be found in the European Journal of Physics, vol 16, no 4, July 18 1995, pp 172-6. He went on to carry out an empirical study as well but as far as I know no one has yet published theoretical or practical studies of the next step using slices strapped to cats. 😬 Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 How does the man who drive the snowplough get to work in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Skis 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 What if the snowplough depot is at the top of a hill ? Ce qui si le dépôt de charrue de neige est au dessus d'une colline? If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Pourquoi les gens d'Ecosse posent-ils de telles questions idiotes? If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Paul - Quel idiot construit un garage de charrue de neige au dessus d'une colline? au deuxieme question, pourquoi pas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Un Scotsman, la terre au dessus de la colline était meilleur marché. Pourquoi pas en effet, il est juste que Ross soit ageist ainsi j'aime sois grossier de nouveau à lui If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Je Suis un rockstar Je avez un residence Je habite la a la south of France Voulez-vous partir with me and come and rester la with me in France Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Paul - oh well that's OK then 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Bonjour Monsieur Rockstar - Avez-vous plus dosh de la extra pour moi to spendey dans une Sept de la Caterham. J'adore de records vous producey - formidable. C'est worthy a tryee....I'll retrievee mon coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Mercy bowcoo liberté, egalité, au jourd'hui c'est très très très voici l'opportunité nous incroyables Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Je suis désolé pas un livreur postal Patrick mais je ne vous comprends pas. Dactylographiez svp plus lentement. If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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