Chris W Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I was talking to Rachel at the Cambridge evening blat-together last Tuesday (I'm from the good-looking Bedforshire bunch that meandered over) and she told me about the secret "bike-shed" culture that goes on in the test area of which I was totally unaware. Initiation ceremonies and wearing no clothes are just two of the things she absolutely denied. Ah ha... I can see through that. Well, I've only one thing to say about all this............................. LET ME IN ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ disgusted of Bedfordshire ....... aka Chris PS: I've rolled up one trouser leg as you instructed Rachel. What do I do now????? 1.8K SV 140hp see it here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Welcome to she secret world of the Bikeshed Chris! ☹️ Oww! dat urt by dose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Hmmm, now Hoopy had prepared a rather special banner to be unfurled when a new person arrived .... but we seem to have lost him Welcome anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Welcome Chris. Now where's that hoodwink? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 What's hoopy done with the goat? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 It's my turn with the goat. You'll just have to wait your turn. Blimey, not a moments peace round here. Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 If you can see through no clothes, you'll fit right in. Welcome, coconut dog Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I thought the goat was being rested before tomorrow, it being the summer solstice then 🤔 Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 C21's just warmin' 'er up 😬 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris W Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 What sex is the goat - I'm straight - so it must be female and good-looking. I can't abide ugly goats. Had one in '93 and you just wouldn't believe............ but that's another story. 1.8K SV 140hp see it here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 I ain't seen it without its paper bag on, so I don't know if it's ugly...... Another story? We're all ears..... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Ah, 93 was a good year for Goats. I've been up since before Dawn (snigger) searching for Druids doing this & that to virgins and now I've found one but he seems to be called Chris 😳 I'm glad to see that young Craig is keeping up his love of beasts and goats are so some much more usable in a domestic setting So Chris would you like a ciggie or a quick snort from my hip flask, oh deary me, it's nearly empty, hic, well I've been up for hours on this misty solstice morning and I needed to keep the cold out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 RoGT, offering a stiff one at this time of day? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Never too early for a stiff one, have you been out Harry Pottering ? Edited by - paul davis on 21 Jun 2003 08:37:20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Don't do that Potter crap Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony pashley Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 There's even a Hogworts slimming-and-fitness video now... ''Harry Potter and The Loss of a Stone''. And, of course, the alternative version: ''Barry Trotter and Shameless Parody''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Hi Tony ❗ I didn't know you sneaked in here .... big Hello to Chris I hope you enjoy our childish wibble in here ... of course we think we are grown up and everything... Twas splendid to see you and so many of you other good looking Beds/Bucks folk on Tuesday Cheers Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Welcome Virgin Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Welcome, a virgin is always worth having 😳 Ciggie anyone ? cough, cough, hack hack hack, spit, cough Ah that's better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris W Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 I don't know, I've never had one.... somebody always beat me to it. ☹️ If all the virgins in the UK were laid end to end........................... ...................... would anyone be surprised 🤔 Chris 😬 1.8K SV 140hp see it here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Ello Chris I was a virgin, once. You sound like a naughty boy, I think I'll have you come to my room apres school tomorrow and I'll try to sort you out SFT Ooh la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Somewhat belatedly (because I have been working too hard and unable to get to a pc at the weekend) Hello Chris - glad you made it The bikeshed lot are mainly harmless 😬 I am sure you will have a great time down here. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I'm totally harmless unless you are female and breathing 😳 RoGT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 *smile* Welcome To The Bikesheds *smile* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Rach - its "Mostly Harmless". Then its funnier for us DA / HHGTTG fans.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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