Violet Elizabeth Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Those nice people at Churchills , oh yes, might want to offer me temporary schooling D'ya think I should hold out for my own dog ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 OH YES! You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Rachael used to have one on the parcel shelf of her car, but it turned out to be GaryC If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 They want some permanent BA's too, that's up your street isn't it ? Paul PS I'll take a 10% finders feee If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Edited by - paul davis on 17 Jun 2003 16:23:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 I thought Churchill were about to be merged with Direct Line and the human aspect of the organisation was going to be told to stay at home.... forever... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Edited by - abirtwisle on 17 Jun 2003 16:27:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 wow there going to do it twice 😳 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 17, 2003 Author Share Posted June 17, 2003 More of a side street that, in Delhi. What I don't know about Claims Processes can be written on the back of a postage stamp.. "It All" is 5 letters afterall Yes they have been merged with RBS who own DL. But would only be there for 3 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 It can in fact all fit on the back of a postage stamp. Receive claim. Reject it. Next claim please. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Woods Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Time for Nicks tedious link of the day :- Churchill are part of the same group that NIG are in NIG are the insurers used by MSM My 7 is insured with MSM The car I hit was insured by Churchill (which is how i come to know all of the above) Therefore the two insurers dont have far to go when deciding who to blame I dont really know what the conclusion is other than if you get the job you'll have to deal (albeit very very indirectly) with idiots like me Nick P8MRA - Red and Black 1.6K supersport I dont believe in Fate, but I do believe in Sh*t, because Sh*t happens - here and here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hopefully he will live up to his name and be a finacially rewarding dog - I really should stop watching the ads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 17, 2003 Author Share Posted June 17, 2003 I don't ever get to deal with "real" insurance, as a consultant I just turn up, shake my head, suck my teeth and say "well, you didn't want to do it like that, now did you". And then invent ways to spend the next 3 months avoiding telling them how they should have done it by running workshops, and using the words "strawman" "functional hierarcy" and "technology agnostic" a lot. And that is with not a trace of I am afraid 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Does that mean you also run things up the flagpole to see who salutes them 🤔 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 What, no Aunt Sally ? If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 17, 2003 Author Share Posted June 17, 2003 Oh yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Excellent - can you supply some buzz words. I have a bet on with a colleague and I need one for her to try and get into a conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 In any event, make sure you go for the low hanging fruit. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Boonie, ask her to fit 'paradigm' in. You could also ask her to include a reference to herding cats. Or the Creative Destruction matrix. Or fractal. Or wagging the dog. Or The Map is not the territory. Or the process of disengaging from an existing envelope. More, anyone? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 open-door policy cross matrix hats (any context) this dog wouldn't hunt Take That Offline At The End Of The Day Go The Extra Mile Ball Park Ticks in Boxes Put This One To Bed Empower Employees If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 17, 2003 Author Share Posted June 17, 2003 Soup to Nuts Thought leadership Dilbertian Disincentivize Persistance (nobody stores anything anymore, they persist it !) Bean Managed Persitance Triage (when non medical) ...add the word Agile onto the front of something. That always sound good Agile Modelling, Agile Consultancy, Agile Accountancy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 bio-break - parp rightsize blamestorming exit strategy bugrade infotainment singing from the same hymn-sheet let's put that in the lift and see which floor it stops at socialise the idea If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Cheers - I'll pick one - but I fear we are going to be doing this for months. I have to get the flag pole...salute into the meeting. Last week was Blue Sky thinking and she had imagineer. Both said with almost straight faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Boonie, you should wear red braces for extra authority. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Oh, and remember ... without personal passion, the cows of radical innovation don't calve! Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 you need to subscribe to the dilbert newsletter for LOADS more... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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