Violet Elizabeth Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Having been for a Sunday evening blatette ... just prior to going for a curry. Do not hastilly put the se7en in the garage, then jump in your partner's car, leaving the se7en keys securely in the glove compartment. For surely, after a few pints of Kingfisher and a Chiken Dansak you will forget what you did with the keys, and the following sunny weekend you will spend an hour, to quote Aha, hunting high and low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 oops..... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Ah.... The stunning poetry of Morton Harket is not quoted enough these days Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 16, 2003 Author Share Posted June 16, 2003 Is Morton Harket near Leicester The sun does always Shine on TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 i do this all the time I am going to have a length of elastic attaching the keys to my belt in future ... a bit like the idiot loops Rach put in my mittens 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 All that will happen then is that you will sit in the car, get strapped in and realise that you are sitting on the keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 17, 2003 Author Share Posted June 17, 2003 Or realise that your keys are digging into the screen of your rather smart new phone ... and you have to have a new one deliver edbetween 9 and 1 today .... just as an example you know, not that it happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 That happens to him on a regular basis anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 if you get the Merc drivers tailgating you when you're obeying the speed limits, it's amazing how those fag butts shoot straight out of the seven onto their windscreens. the shower of sparks puts them right off doing that again. then start talking on your mobile, so they think you're calling 9-9-9. another helpful hint from mr. donut...... Steve 210Bhp Sinister Version-VHPD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 I find that slowing down to 20 mph is good. then when the limit ends you can be ready in 1st and quickly put half a mile in between you and them. IF you wait till they pull out to overtake its funnier - but I have to get Emma to smack me for being naughty HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 I've now had my 7 for 5mths & my wife's still not been out in it Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 .....so no smacks for being naughty 😬 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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