Doug phillips Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Just sitting here look at blatchat, when a strange smell filtered through my nose. Looked to my left, and my wife was asleep, and FAR***G. *thumbdown* And thay say that its only men that do this. *confused*. Iam of for a breath of air in the garden. 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here. Bugger...... I aint done it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Rest assured you'll be blamed for the unpleasant odour when she wakes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I have observed that women are far better at multi tasking than men, as this surely illustrates. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 She has gone to bed 😬, now I only have to drink some pop to numb my nose. Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here. Bugger...... I aint done it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 Its not my night tonight. Have have just locked up the house, and one of our cars have just done one of the smellyits(spelling) dumps. *thumbdown* *thumbdown* I now feel sick. But I will finish my pop before I go to bed Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here. Bugger...... I aint done it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 What kind of cars do you have??? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Doug, I can only assume your spelling goes all to f ❗ck when partaking in the blooter juice... Luckily, I manage quite well - 1 bottle of Kumala Pinotage & 5 bottles of Stella - and feeling dandy 😬 Off to bed soon tho... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 what a f ❗ck head. 😬 CARS=CATS. What was I drinking last night 😬 Doug, Hold on............. cars=cats........... yep in my drunking twisted mind. Su77on Se7ens See our web site here. Bugger...... I aint done it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Parp What a wife you have and your cars/cats seem to be of the same mind If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 I take it your wife doesn't go on Blatchat, or you'd be a deeder Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 rossybee, Oh yes she does, but not the bike sheds. (I hope *confused*) Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here. Bugger...... I aint done it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 This calls for a "Calling Doug's parping wife" post upstairs, methinks Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Sailing a bit close to the wind...... My good lady don't go on BC so I can say what I like 😳 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Watch out Ross, she could be a lurker 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Get a dog - then you can blame all windage on the poor animal. Amaze your friends by predicting that the dog is going to chuff by throwing your own bottom coughs. PS - I knew Mrs B was for me because of her windy pops but I really can't explain the story on a public forum - just incase she's lurking as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Get a dog - then you can blame all windage on the poor animal. Which reminds me of an immortal real-life excuse - "Oh look, dear, the dog has just thrown up five pints of Newcastle Brown on the stairs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted June 16, 2003 Author Share Posted June 16, 2003 Sailing a bit close to the wind...... Yep, I was on friday night. ! 😬 Doug, (hopping the wife will not read this 😬) Su77on Se7ens See our web site here. Bugger...... I aint done it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Doug, it's time you changed legs.... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 windage 🤔 you sdhould get a dry-sump to avoid that HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Are you still hopping? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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