Hibster. Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Go on, you know you want to 😬 If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Not ALL do P.V. 😬 Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 PV'ed PN, has a ring to it What flavour of PN would be best ? If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Spicier the better, so it burns more on way back up Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 But we are talking children here, so I was thinking Chocolate flavour (just keep Wombles out of harms way, eh Noger ), Powder Puff Girls themed flavour or McDonalds Happy Meal flavour, all would be good to splatter on the wall or car interior. It makes little difference anyway as PN's all look like vomit from the word go If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Ja, including the diced carrots & chopped mushies, not to mention the sweet sickly smell... Tried one of those Posh Noodles the other day - god it was bowfing ☹️ Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I do like the advert for Posh Noodle (well I did the first dozen times but the 80 times I've seen it since `) If ya' can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. Thumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Good ad, sh!te product Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 It's come to my attention that someone has been giving their children alcohol so that they'll sleep during late night house work. This is completely wrong, it's far better to get the blighters to do the house work when they are awake, this will also tire them out so they'll sleep soundly. This is No 1 in a series of handy tips being bought to you by the school wellfare system The Social Worker 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Social Worker - do you have an automated 🙆🏻 wiping tool or handy hints in that area 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 4, 2003 Author Share Posted June 4, 2003 Gosh - I was fairly sure I didn't wants kids...now I am sure, there is no way I am sharing my whisky with anyone (well maybe Alex, but no one else) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Rachael see my reply about spirits, you don't have to share Hoopy, I would recommend a large stiff broom (the sort used to muck out stables is ideal). That way you can get the 🙆🏻 nice and clean but you don't have to get too close to the 🙆🏻 itself This is No 2 in a series of handy tips being bought to you by the school wellfare system The SW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 How do you clean the brush after it has immersed in 🙆🏻 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 give it to someone else ❗ 😬 if in doubt, make it someone elses problem - this can be applied to a wide range of conundrums Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 but if each child goes twice a day thats about 1500 soiled brushes a year ❗ HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 4, 2003 Author Share Posted June 4, 2003 ☹️ - ick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Do nwhat Windy and Mrs Windy used to do. Every time I visited them it was always uncle Boonie's turn to change the nappy. Something to do with me having no sense of smell - however it's a bit off putting when the do-do is green and the little blighter insists on either waggerling their feet around in it or then weeing on you once the old nappy is off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 😬 HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Include a season ticket for the Toon and I'm your man - used to stay in Heaton and Jesmond so know it well. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 hmmm... that makes its a bit more expensive.... and i'd have thought unsold season tickets are like rocking horse poo... HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 from earlier: wire brush, knock it against a wall once encrusted. Job Done. The voice of experience 😬 PS. SW - if necessary, they get spirits during the day also, if me & the missus want some peace... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 aha! do you need to let it dry before knocking against the wall 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 yes, leave it in the sun or if in a hurry, blow with hairdryer Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 ah ❗ i understand now HOOPY R706KGU 495 kg 200 bhp Hoopylight R - finished this weekend i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 You could remove the head of the broom from the handle and microwave it, the smell would be attrocious however. Another plan would be to get the blighters to wash the brush themselves in the bath (do they have baths in the north, or are they just used to keep coal off the whippet ?). You could do away with the brush altogether and buy a child sized bidet or a hose pipe out in t'yard and just wash it off, only of course if the place has running water. I do not recommend lowering small children into a well and the poo would leave a nasty taste in the drinking water (but it can be used as a form of punishment that won't leave any marks (that show)) This is No 3 in a series of handy tips being bought to you by the school wellfare system The SW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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