A new GOG surfaces

[Hibster.]

Someone upstairs has just called Noger a Tit, they didn't say what sort (Great, Blue, coal etc) but anyway can anyone tell me why they think Noger is a small bird ??

 

Paul of the 1st form

[scooby dooby doo]

if he was a great tit that would make him a large bird wouldn't it 🤔

 

not sure how that helps though

 

HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU

[Violet Elizabeth]

I think I was asking to be called a tit on this occasion.

[scooby dooby doo]

which species do you want to be 🤔

 

HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU

[FH]

I disagree Noger. I thought "leather on willow" was a particularly colourful use of the English language - maybe a little too subtle for the majority of inhabitants of the upper floors though

FH

[not a Postman Pat]

Does this mean that we should all now think that Noger's a tit because he thinks that he was asking to be called a tit when in fact we don't think that he was asking to be called a tit 🤔 In other words, we didn't think that Noger was asking to be called a tit, but now that Noger thinks that he was asking to be called a tit, he's now asking to be thought of as a tit 🤔 And does asking to be called a tit make you a tit, or just someone who's asking to be called a tit, or in fact though of as a tit, albeit not necessarily either called a tit or actually a tit 🤔

 

*confused* This is all very confusing ... *confused*

 

Pat and his not quite black and white cat

[Cooper nut]

 

You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off

[Laurence Wilson]

Surely any overbloan response to Nogers cautious and light hearted warning are of less worry than this!

 

Is that really PC not simply conversing with UTs, but acting as the instigator of a purely "wit" driven thread .

 

This astounds me from a man who once bemoaned such antics as clutter to the archives and a hinderance to search efforts ❗ His words echo the halls of BC more appropriately now than ever!

 

Silly me for thinking there was a page of interesting debate to read. Instead there is a load of rubbish posted by the usual suspects who protest too much and seem to squirm when it is pointed out that their "wit" isn't universally funny.

 

 

Peardrop

 

Edited by - Peardrop on 8 May 2003 14:51:10

[Laurence Wilson]

< guides (na)PP to a chair so as he may sit down while considering Noger's situation >

 

Peardrop

[Cooper nut]

last time I checked I thought we all called it south or am I not south enough being right on the coast?

 

You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off

[not a Postman Pat]

 

phhhhttttttttt

 

 

OK, who put that whooppee cushion there 🤔

 

Miss Prefect! Miss Prefect! Someone's been very naughty ❗

 

As for the 'South' issue, in Dublin we say Sowt - the letter 'h' being entirely superfluous to the English language, except when saying the letter 'haytch' itself.

 

Pat and his not quite black and white cat

[not a Postman Pat]

Now I'm even more confused - why does Ken elle think that Noger's a tot?

 

Pat and his not quite black and white cat

[Boonie Hound]

Surely the fact he can spell puts him above 3 years old.

 

By the way in NHS circles motorbikes are often reffered to as Donor Cycles - sad but true.

[scooby dooby doo]

tee-hee ❗

 

I scribbled upstairs 😬

 

now, how do i get out of this tank and these itchy overalls.....

 

HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU

[Violet Elizabeth]

Am beginning to feel picked on again

[Hibster.]

Hoopy

 

Does this mean you are keeping the fireproof undies on ?

 

Paul of the 1st form

[scooby dooby doo]

yes. i might have curry later on

 

HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU

[Violet Elizabeth]

Talking of curry....

 

I walked past the Raj Tandoori at lunch time

 

Just round the corner is the "Eros" table dancing club (which I also walked PAST).

 

Do you go there after the Central London meet ? Are they quite big tables that you get to dance on, or does everyone have their own table ? Are they quite sturdy ?

[Hibster.]

No Noger, they are times tables

 

One one is one

Two ones are two

three three are seventy four

eight nines are a lot

 

Paul of the 1st form (just out from a maths lesson)

[not a Postman Pat]

I've always had trouble dancing with tables. For me, the table is "The Jerk" of the furniture world.

 

Pat and his not quite black and white cat

[Hibster.]

I think that would result in you being throw out 😬