Hibster. Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Phew, the headmaster has kindly let me out of detention early and I didn't even get my 🙆🏻 wacked. So what's been happening while I've been locked in the chalk cupboard missing all the sunshine I could see through the cracks in the door 🤔 Paul of the 1st form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 1st form 🤔 Have you been held back a year 🤔 ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 1st form 🤔 Have you been held back a year 🤔 ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Paul has Special Needs - In the 🙆🏻 under wear 🙆🏻 dept I believe 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 As in especially small 🤔 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 I claim no special knowledge or experience in or of Pauls underwear , however, from his own postings I believe his special needs relate to reinforcement with regard to emission control 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 😬 You can bog off for a start, picking on a little boy like me Parp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Allen I think you're right - sssh ❗ Here he comes ❗ argh ❗ too late ❗ he's heard us ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Yes Hoopy, whatever you do don't mention reinforced underwear... oops, think he heard me... Hi Paul, nice evening, eh? Edited by - allen on 7 May 2003 22:27:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 how about a nice sherbert lemon ❗ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Having just come from a protracted meeting (that's a meeting where we discuss the finer points of how to use a protractor) with our esteemed Headmaster, I have now been charged with the duties of monitoring you lot Paul has accepted his punishment with grace and humility - in the style of one who is a true member of the Bikeshed Community Miss Rachael has been given the uneviable task of acting as my deputy during any period of absence and I look forward to her valued support A Rule Book will be created shortly, the contents of which must be strictly followed by all persons entering, lurking or generally playing during break times. Failure to comply will result in suspension; repeated bad behaviour will lead to expulsion 😳 Please make my life easy - It's bad enough being given this responsibility at such a tender age, let alone having to prove that I can uphold the honour and credibility of this hallowed area Your friend, FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Blimey - straightens up torn blazer and old hand-me-down tie. Is there a space for a milk monitor 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 woo-hoo ❗ FH has been made a prefect ❗ Ooops ❗ Are fireworks allowed in the 'sheds 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 *eek* Well done FH on making Prefect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Boonie HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 [Quietly] Hurrah [/Quietly] Parp Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 im scared (not quite sure if this is a good thing you might become power mad) You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Prefect Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Only absolute power corrupts absolutely I shall endeavour to carry out my duties in a fair and compassionate manner Paul, stop lurking in the shadows ❗ You took your punishment like a man and nothing more will be said about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 As prefect, will you be getting yourself a fag? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Prefect Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Going to the toilet/lavatory/loo is not and should not be a euphemism for what was once a perfectly acceptable social habit.....Well, we all have sins, don't we 🤔 *wink* Just make sure you don't leave dog-ends lying around please 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 I thought that FH was pretty much perfect anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Noger - you old smoothie - just cos you want the milk monitoring job.....it's mine I tell you, all mine..... 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Was thinking of applying for the Ink Monitor position. Milk is just Cow Juice, but Ink, weeeeelll, thats a career that is going places I'll tell you. Next stop in charge of Pens, then Pencil Cases. Oooh, the giddy heights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 but I dont have a pen ☹️ You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 That is becuase you are a Juniour and can't be trusted not to make inky pellets out of blotting paper, and fire them at people with biro tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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