scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Buda is silly then 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Buda said he isnt silly Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Olives are a bad idea Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Buda has taken a fence and the posts too Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Buda said Hoopy has got chicken legs too Mav wants to know if you have got in touch with DVA??? Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 I am lonely here, Is there anyone there i need special friends Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Are you anywhere near Cadwell Park Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Hi ya Miss Mav There is an evil shop in one of Cambridge's alleys - don't be fooled by it's name - The Cheese Shop. It also sells an extensive range of olives which are displayed in pots so you can try them. I think it's a conspiracy to draw people into their evil olive eating ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Oooh thanks for the warning I am not near Cadwell, I am at Buda's palace 😬 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 There is a shop near here that only sells things made out of olives ... I have some Sevillian Sweet Olive Oil biscuits Mrs Noger once got very, very drunk in a wine bar in Covent Garnden. All she had to eat all night were some herbed olives. At the table next to her were a group of, people of, er, s0d it, drwarves (applogies for not knowing the right PC term). She felt soooooooo bad that night and the next day, that she has been put right off olives and, er, persons of restricted, er them, every since p.s. are chicken legs like chicken wings. If so, why isn't he SHARING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 I won't know until Saturday Miss Mav HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Thanks Hoopy i will let him know Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Hello Young lady Would you like some special tuition, or how about a ciggie or a slurp from my hipflask ? My, what pretty eyes you have my dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 Ding Dong 😬 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Gentlemen of the "Terry Thomas" type (Terry Thomasesque ) always had rather nice sports cars didn't they ! I'll bet you ROGT has a rusty old spitfire though 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 There's nothing wrong with my Spitfire young man, it's a cracking little bird puller. My flatcap and stringback gloves drive 'em wild too but I have to lay off the booze when I want to drive it, I can't stay dry for too long ☹️ Who'll help me finisih the last drop of rusty nail ? That's better Toodle pip boys & GIRLS, see you next week, and don't do anything I wouldn't do over the weekend, or if you do then don't get caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 So we can pretty much do what we feel like then.......... 😬 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Party round Mav's then? Is it a bring an olive evening? Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 I shall be there, worry not, I can bring plenty of *anything* that's needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 10, 2003 Author Share Posted May 10, 2003 Olives will be vaporised on entry Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Ok so not olives Still on the list Gin Vodka Wisky Rum Wine - red, white & sparkling Tequila Beer - lager, Bitter & Guinness A large selection of mixers Pimms Cigarettes Hand rolled (inner thigh naturally) Cuban cigars Pipe tobacco Hand rolling tobacco - Old shag naturally Rizlas Cardboard to make roaches Weed - fron both Pakistan & Lebanon Silly hats Party poppers Spray string Party bags Twister Portable cupboards for postmans knock (in case there are not enough in your bungalow) A picture of a tail less donkey - for the obvious A number of chairs for musical chairs Some blind folds for pin the tail.... Some handcuffs for other *games* A gross of condoms Vaseline - 5 litres should be enough KY - similar amount Baby oil 10 litres A large inflatable paddling pool (to keep the greasy stuff off the carpet) Another pool Mud for the above A selection of bikinis and thongs for those that have arrived without suitable attire The entire stock of your nearest Anne Summers shop (can you let me know where the most convienient one is please) A selection of special literature mostly from the top shelf but also DH Lawrence and a number of copies of the Karma Sutra A number of pin hole cameras for secreting about the place (how many toilets do you have?) Please let me know where you live and what time the lorry should be arriving so that you can take delivery. I will also be inviting your neighbours and some other special friends from the local massage establishment (Mav has already told me where that is) Ding Dong, I can't wait 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 10, 2003 Author Share Posted May 10, 2003 No tobbacco products Nasty horrible urgh 🙆🏻 Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 10, 2003 Author Share Posted May 10, 2003 Randy if i remember correctly i think i have already given you our address Hope all is well and the job front is looking cheary Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Ok so nothing to smoke I'd forgotten about food so the new list is as follows Gin Vodka Wisky Pringles Rum Hoola Hoops Wine - red, white & sparkling Large cream cake Tequila Cheesy nibbles Beer - lager, Bitter & Guinness A large selection of mixers Sausage rolls Pimms Chicken pies Silly hats Party poppers Steak & Kidney pies Spray string Snake & Pygmy pies Party bags Twister Portable cupboards for postmans knock (in case there are not enough in your bungalow) Steak & ale pies A picture of a tail less donkey - for the obvious A number of chairs for musical chairs Cornish pasties Some blind folds for pin the tail.... Some handcuffs for other *games* A gross of condoms Cumberland sausages Vaseline - 5 litres should be enough KY - similar amount Baby oil 10 litres A large inflatable paddling pool (to keep the greasy stuff off the carpet) Another pool Mud for the above Toulouse Sausages A selection of bikinis and thongs for those that have arrived without suitable attire Hungarian Game sausages The entire stock of your nearest Anne Summers shop (can you let me know where the most convienient one is please) Shepherds Pies A selection of special literature mostly from the top shelf but also DH Lawrence and a number of copies of the Karma Sutra A number of pin hole cameras for secreting about the place (how many toilets do you have?) Ding dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 10, 2003 Author Share Posted May 10, 2003 What no cheese and pineapple Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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