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WAR on CUCUMBER


Alex Birtwisle

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Just how do you know what they like to get up to in the privacy of their own home, I see them often at the *club* and don't forget the place is still bugged.

 

When Crickers gets his act together he'll be bugging you again at No 69

 

😬

 

Edited by - paul davis on 29 Apr 2003 09:08:43

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Clenches what 🤔 Hoops 😳

 

Cucumis sativus, to those who're in the know

Is what afficionados call their secret culinary show

 

Take one sharp knife and nick across its skin

Then twist it, twirl or you can cut it very thin *eek*

 

Languishing between two slabs of 'Mother's Pride'

Ms H Bouquet would wilt in shame, for crusts she can't abide

 

FH

More later...... I need some breakfast *wink*

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Yup 😳

Mr FH is darn sarf agin ☹️ so I have to get up for the hounds *wink*

Fed the chikinz, fish and the dawgs - all before 08 hundred hours *tongue* Then had my plate of healthy mewzlie *confused*

 

Waiting for the gr 🙆🏻 to dry, so's I kin kuh-tit 😬

FH *cool*

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I can't ☹️ To much to do....

Check Bikesheds

Check Cam7

Do some uvver e-mails

Write some copy

Design some stuff for Mr Editor

Cut the gr 🙆🏻

Re-pot some pond plants

 

and...........

clear up the mess one very bad hound has just made when he went dustbin-diving *mad* .... while I blatchatted 😳

FH

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