Alex Birtwisle Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 It has been a while since we brought this evil subject up. After all it is part of the reason we are here. I wrote a poem about Cucumber while I was picking my nose the other day: The Evil of the Greengrocer Cucumber is a waste of time It makes me want to throw Sometimes it hides in sandwiches So people never know It lurks and hides and contaminates Things that bring me pleasure It spoils salad and ruins Pimms Such evil beyond measure If ever you should see a cumber Hiding in a Salad Remove it Mush it Beat it Crush it Then put it in the lavatory Close the lid and flush it 😬Alex 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 I like cucumber. Miss Mav introduced me to cucumber and peanut butter sandwiches that are very tasty. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted April 27, 2003 Author Share Posted April 27, 2003 You perpetrator of evil ❗ S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 I eat some cucumber no less than an hour ago. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomB Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 Cucumbers of Mass Destruction.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 Is cucumber in the "Axis of We're Evil Too" 🤔 Currently includes those states not in Dubya's original Axis and pissed off about that fact (Libya, North Korea, China) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 I LOVE cucumber ❗ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Yummy cucumber Is it Pimm's season yet and I must try it a la Miss Mav's sarnies Can't get of those beatiful cucumbers, no fridge is complete without a couple at all times. Yuuuuuummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 You can not LOVE Cucmber. It is wrong. S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Alex *thumbup* *thumbup* Peardrop - Cucumber love is the love of the devil. Renounce your foul religion and join Alex and I ❗ We eat jelly and ice cream with fizzy pop instead of unholy sandwiches with the crusts cut off and pimms polluted with the evil gourd. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I LOVE EATING CUCUMBER ❗ Edited by - miss mav on 28 Apr 2003 18:15:16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Mmmm food You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Mmmmmm i lkie food i do Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Then we are in agreement. Food is good. Including cucumbers 😬! Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Ooooooooooohh yesssssss ❗ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 Are Hoop and I the only ones who can see the truth 🤔 Cucumber love is wrong It makes you pong The Devils fruit is long and green You know deep down inside I am right.... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Somehow the words "deep inside" and cucumber don't sit too well in the same thought (unless I can watch ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 😬 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 You want to watch Alex with a cucumber 😳 ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 No, that wouldn't be the expression you'd have on your face, that's more a small courgette only partly inserted 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I'd rather not have any knowledge of such things deep inside 😳 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 The only time Alex has handled a cucumber was at the Rumble - when he put it under of the wheels of the car and ran it over 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 The Revenge of the Cucumbers It'll be great to watch - when it eventually happens [nasty, sinister smiley and laugh] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Doesn't bother me, I like cucumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 I must order a large tub of KY before his birthday to go along with the catering size order of the green lovliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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