Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 SERVER RESUMED YOU START PULLING ON THE BELL ROPES. 10 MINUTES LATER A MAN COMES RUNNING IN. "ERE ARE THE GERMANS COMING - IF NOT PACK THAT UP" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Tell him the Germans are coming to defile our women; if he wishes to aid in defending the nation he should take us to a farm nearby. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 i don't know if they're coming but it certainly won't fit in my bag as i don't have one... HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 "OH-ARGH - WHEN ARE THEY COMING COS I GOTTA GET THE BEET IN." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Jump up and down and shout at him. 'They're coming now! They're crossing the channel! Call the home guard and equip with village with weapons ... and take us to the farm!' Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 "AL-RIGHT KEEP YA HAIR ON MATE." SCRATRCHES HEAD FOR A FEW MINUTES AND LOOKS AROUND HIM. "WHAT FARM DO YA WANT TA GO TO?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Tell him you want to go to the farm where they have a lot of cars about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 "THAT BE ALMOST EVERY FARM ROUND HERE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 do any of them have purple cars with the registration 800 NIE 🤔 if not I'd like to know where the nearest one is please. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 "OH, YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES, - SORRY I MEAN NO - NOT THAT I KNOW OF." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Do any of them have little sportscars in? Caterham Sevens or such like ... Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 (is he the dog from the churchil ad then ) OH YES! You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 AFTER MUCH UMMING AND ARGHING, EXHAUSTIVE DESCRIPTIONS OF CATERHAM SEVENS, BAILING TWINE, THE PRICE OF FERRETS AND THE STATE OF SHEEP FEED YOU MANAGE TO GET DIRECTIONS TO A FARM THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CATERHAM SEVENS OR "LIKE TRACTORS BUT SMALLER AND NO GOOD AT PLOUGHING" AS YOUR NEW FOUND FRIEND INSISTS ON CALLING THEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 😬 how far away do these directions take me 🤔 is it walking distance or do i need to take my stolen car 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 a granada is not a car its a piece of rust with wheels You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Get into the piece of rust with wheels and drive to the farm. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 LOOKS LIKE THE GRANADA IS THE BEST OPTION - WHICH IS NOW LOOKING VERY HURT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE VILLAGE AND DOWN A FARM TRACK. THE SIGN ON THE BARN IS SMUDGED AND DIRTY. IT LOOKS LIKE S N CHER AND SONS CHICKEN EMPORIUM - BEST QUALITY BEAK-CAUSE WE CARE. THERE IS A FARM HOUSE AND FOUR LARGE BARNS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 search the barns You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 YOU PARK IN THE YARD. THERE IS A LOCKED GATE SEPERATING YOU FROM THE BARNS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Can I just say that I am not entirely liking this attitude towards Granadas! Go to the house and knock.. (on the door smart a*rse !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 ring the door bell You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 brush hair whilst waiting for door to be answered wipe face with hand to clean it up a bit. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 YOU DO ALL THE ABOVE BUT THERE IS NO REPLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 break in through the window You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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