nobananas Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 (about time !) Inventory, (sorry I can't remember or be bothered to go back and check ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 YOU ARE CARRYING CAR KEYS WALLET DRIVING LICENCE PIECE OF STRING COMB SUNGLASSES ELASTIC BAND DENTAL FLOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Give string to bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 HE SUCKS ON HIS FAG "DON'T BE DAFT MATE THAT'LL BURN THROUGH SOON AS LOOK AT YER. NEED SOMETHING TO GET IT OFF THE FORECOURT AND AT LEAST TO THE NEXT VILLAGE. OUT OF OUR HANDS THEN YOU SEE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 use elastic band, dental floss, comb, A-Team and Macgyver stylee skills and fix car for mechanic. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 YOU HOP DOWN INTO THE PIT AND USE THE DENTAL FLOSS AND ELASTIC BAND TO HOLD THE EXHAUST UP. YOU ALSO DO IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT CAN BE USED TO OPEN CANS AND TAKE STONES OUT OF HORSE'S HOOVES. CHEERS MATE - YOUY LOOK LIKE A BIT OF A DAB HAND WHEN IT COMES TO MECHANICS. WHAT KIND OF SPORTS CAR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR. THE PIT IS DARK BUT THE MECHANIC'S LAMP ILLUMINATES ONE END WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE A RECESSED HANDLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 a really fast one Must be able to out accelerate motorbikes and out corner ferraris HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 "A WESTFIELD THEN?" 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 no, faster than that ❗ and a bit lighter as well, with an ali body. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Robocop? Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 he's titanium. and not a car.... HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 SERVER RESUMED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Hint to mechanic that you want a open-topped two seater and you won't ask any questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 UMMMM- NOT A WESTFIELD. WELL I HAVE HEARD OF A BLOKE WHO SELLS A THING CALLED A CATERHAM SEVEN. LIVES ON A FARM IN THE NEXT VILLAGE - HE MAY BE ABLE TO HELP. ALTHOUGH I WOULD LOCK IT AWAY IF YOU BUY ONE COS THEY KEEP DISSAPPEARING AROUND HERE. THEY BELIEVE IT IS THE WORK OF THE SECRET SEVEN SNATCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Go into car park, if Granada is still there it may well have the keys in it. If it has be quick and away to the next village ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 YOU WALK TO THE GRANADA AND INDEED IT HAS KEYS IN IT. JUST AS YOU START THE CAR THE BEARDED MECHANIC COMES RUNNING OUT - STILL TUGGING AT HIS BOILER SUIT. HE SLIPS OVER JUST AS YOU PASS HIM - LEAVING HIM IN A CLOUD OF OILY SMOKE. THE GRANDADA YOU NOTICE IS A 2.8I AUTOMATIC ESTATE. YOU TURN RIGHT OUT OF THE GARAGE AND HEAD FOR THE NEXT VILLAGE. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Head off home.... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 somewhere to atone for my sin of just nicking a car of a nice friendly helpful mechanic HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 AS YOU APPROACH THE NEXT VILLAGE, DIRTYTUM, YOU NOTICE A CHURCH SPIRE. THE GRANADA MAKES LOUD RATTLING NOISES AND HANDLES LIKE A WHALE ON STEROIDS. YOU HEAD TOWARDS THE CHURCH AND FIND IT IN A QUIET COUNTRY LANE. YOU GET OUT - ENTER THE CHURCH AND START PRAYING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Have we phoned the police to report our 7 missing yet? And our insurance company? Obviously I don't mean our insurance company has gone missing as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 how do you know 🤔 Have you spoken to them recently 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Ring the church bells to alert villagers to your plight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 start shouting from the bell tower You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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