Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 YOU ENTER THE GARAGE FORECOURT. THERE IS A LARGE WORKSHOP AREA AND NEXT DOOR TO THAT A SHOP AND PUMPS. DOWN THE ALLEY BETWEEN THE WORKSHOP AND SHOP YOU CAN SEE THE GRANADA PARKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Enter workshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 YOU ENTER WORKSHOP THERE IS A SILVER ASTRA OVER THE PIT IN FRONT OF YOU A LANKY YOUTH IS SITTING IN THE DRIVER SEAT THERE APPEARS TO BE A MECHANIC IN THE PIT WITH A LAMP HE SEEMS TO HAVE A FAG HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH THERE ARE TWO CARS BEHIND THE PIT - ONE ON A RAMP - BOTH HAVE THEIR BONNETS UP. A BEARDED MECHANIC IS JUST STRUGGERLING INTO A BOILER SUIT. HE SEEMS TO HAVE WHAT LOOKS LIKE TO BE POT NOODLE HANGING FROM PART OF HIS BEARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Suggest to the bearded mechanic that he should either buy larger overalls or stop eating pot noodles and loose a bit of girth ! If still alive ask if there is any cars for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 "HALF PAST SIX! YEAH THEM RED SOCKS, FINANCIALLY INSANE, AND THEN THEY PULL AWAY THE CHAIRS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 For Christs sake go and speak to someone else !....the lanky streak of p*ss will do ! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 YOU GO TO THE YOUTH SITTING IN THE CAR. HE APPEARS TO BE A MECHANIC AND IS STAMPING ON THE BRAKE PEDAL WHILE TRYING TO TUNE IN THE RADIO AND PLAY WITH THE SUNROOF CONTROLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 SERVER RESUMED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 bleed brakes HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 YOU HAVE NO TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 ask if he wants a hand HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 then clap You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 oh dear - i fear a one point deduction for such a poor joke ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 sorry couldnt resist You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 7 if that's not very good can i have 26 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 doh! You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 UMMMMMM - ROLLS DICE - LOOKS UP - CONSULTS RULE BOOK - TAKES INTO ACCOUNT JIMMY CRICKET REGULATIONS THE YOUTH........ SAYS: "ARE YOUR HANDS COLD? DO YOU LIKE THIS CAR, IT'S REALLY FAST, MY MATE SAYS SO ANYWAY AND HE'S GOT A BANGING NOVA." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 say "wicked man" then point out all of the rust and the fact its SH*T You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 "NO, MY MATE SAYS IT WILL WASTE ANY SPORTSCAR, YOU NEED TO PUT A PIPE FROM THE AIR CLEANER TO THE BATTERY. SPECIALLY IF YOU USE A LIGHTWEIGHT KENWOOD." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Tell the lanky one that you think you saw an adult magazine blowing about in the road, when he has left ask the man in the pit if he knows of a fast car you can buy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 SERVER RESUMED "WHAT WHERE?" THE YOUTH ABANDONS HIS POTS AND RUSHES OUT. YOU SPEAK TO THE MAN IN THE PIT "UMM, I MAY KNOW WHERE YOU CAN BUY ONE. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?" HE SEEMS TO BE HAVING TROUBLE FIXING THE EXHAUST TO THE CAR. "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO HOLD THIS UP WOULD YOU?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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