nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 (I never did like this bit !)....erm...57. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 duck! HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 YOU FEEL A TREMENDOUS KICK AS YOU TURN TO RUN AND ARE PROPELLED BODILY THROUGH THE PUB'S FRONT DOOR. FLYING OVER SEVERAL PATRONS ON THE WAY. YOU ARE IN THE MARKET PLACE ON THE FLOOR IT IS RAINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 ....(you evil bast....) Well at least we are finally outside ! Stand in middle of marketplace and shout "Has anyone seen my chuffing car, there is a reward for any information leading to its return " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 THE OLD LADY YOU LANDED ON ASKS HOW MUCH AND WHAT IS YOUR CAR? A CROWD STARTS TO GATHER IT IS RAINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Tell her it was a Cat 7 and offer a reward of......500 quid ! (its a fast car, so if we get it back we can be gone without paying !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I know its raining ❗ I don't care about rain ❗ I care about my stolen, broken car, my sore 🙆🏻, this poor old lady I've just squashed and I'm now hungry and broke ❗ ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 "THERE, THERE DEAR" SHE NODS AT PUB "NEXT TIME TAKE MORE WATER WITH IT. GOOD JOB YOU HIT ME, I'M EMPLOYED TO CATCH PEOPLE THEY THROW OUT - SAVES ON INSURANCE CLAIMS" "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR CAR BUT THERE IS A GARAGE IN THE NEXT VILLAGE WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN OFFERED IT." IT IS STILL RAINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 (Oh god I think I can see where this is going !) Catch a bus or thumb a lift to next village to enquire about car. Edited by - nobananas on 30 Apr 2003 13:53:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 THERE ARE SEVERAL NEARBY VILLAGES - WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO? YOU HAVE NO MONEY THIS DOES NOT SEEM THE PLACE WHERE CARS CAN STOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 THERE ARE SEVERAL NEARBY VILLAGES - WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO? YOU HAVE NO MONEY THIS DOES NOT SEEM THE PLACE WHERE CARS CAN STOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Kingswinford ! I bet they stole it . Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Start walking to the next village... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 try to flag down any passing cars You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 YOU LEAVE YOUR BICYCLE AND START TO WALK IN THE DIRECTION THE WOMAN POINTED. A SIGN READS WIMBERSINGTON 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 sing "what do we want? JUSTICE! when do we want it? NOW!" and wave placard reading "FREE THE WIMBERSINGTON 5" Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 SORRY YOU HAVE NO PLACARD YOU START SHOUTING - PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU - ONE APPLAUDS ANOTHER PICKS AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM ON THE GROUNDS THAT THE WIMBERSINGTON 5 DESERVED ALL THEY GOT AND MORE. SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Get back on bicycle and aim for Wimbersington 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Yeah great, head for THAT village . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Just then someone pulls up next to you in a 7 and offers a lift, it's a different colour to yours but the paint is wet! Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 If it's a Schindler, take it. If it's Otis, say no - the door mechanism is a tad unreliable. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 SERVER RESUMED YOU GET ON BICYCLE AND HEAD FOR WIMBERSINGTON YOU PASS A PARK, A CHURCH, SCHOOL AND COME TO A ROUNDABOUT. WIMBERSINGTON IS SIGN POSTED STRAIGHT ON (s). YOU CAN ALSO GO EAST AND WEST AND BACK THE WAY YOU CAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 hmmm....straight on I think ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 YOU CARRY STRAIGHT ON (AVOIIDING A TRACTOR AND TRAILER COMBO) YOU PASS THROUGH A SET OF S BENDS AND TUT AS AN OUT OF CONTROL METRO COMES BARRELLING PAST YOU FOLLOWED BY A FORD GRANADA ESTATE WHICH MANAGES TO STEP THE BACK OUT. YOU CARRY ON UNTIL YOU FIND A GARAGE "FIASCO AND SONS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Sounds like fen red-neck country ! Stop at Fiasco and Sons and enter with caution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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