scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 polish cue, put chalk on the end, replace it in rack. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 YOU PUT BACK CUE YOU ARE STANDING IN A CROWDED PUB JIVE BUNNY IS NOW PLAYING ON THE JUKE BOX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 join in with the scrum of people destroying the jukbox HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 THE LOCALS SEEM TO LIKE THE MUSIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 pickup cue again HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 YOU PICK UP CUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Put down cue again 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 ask server if its confused about this compulsive cue picking up/putting down business yet HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 pick up cue and insert up barmans 🙆🏻 then ask who nicked the 7 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 ask the server to hurry up with the bloody drinks - you're parched ask the Elastic Band if they can play "She's Got Balls" in the key of A# Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 How funny is this! you lot are insane 😬 BARMAN OFFERS YOU HALF A SHANDY AND A PACKET OF PORK SCRATCHINGS IF YOU KINDLY REMOVE THE CUE FROM HIS 🙆🏻 AND POINTS TO A DODGY LOOKING CHARACTER IN HE CORNER "HE MIGHT KNOW WHERE YOUR CAR IS" HE SAYS. Seek forgiveness, not permission. Is it easy to rob a bank and get away with it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Be careful ! Half a shandy and a packet of pork scratchings may mean something else in these parts 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 SERVER RESUMED > FUNNILY ENOUGH RIC GOT IT SPOT ON YOU HAVE NOT ORDERED DRINKS - YOU HAVE NO MONEY YOU ARE HOLDING A PARTICULARY SMELLY BUT WELL CHALKED POOL CUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 whilst whistling and looking the other way, slowly, casually put the cue on the floor in a corner. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 YOU GINGERLY PUT THE CUE DOWN IN THE CORNER WHILE WHISTLING MOSTLY BUM NOTES. THE CUE STICKS TO THE WALL YOU ARE STANDING IN A CROWDED PUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Sneak upstairs. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 look for naughty magazines HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 THE WAY TO THE STAIRS IS BLOCKED BY A SECURITY DOORMAN. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 can i have a sherbert lemon please 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 "NO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 What can you offer instead? Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 "A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH IF YA DON'T SHADDUP" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Say to man "yeah, come on then ! " then run like feck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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