Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Go to library to read local newspaper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 YOU LOOK AROUND AND FIND A ROAD BRIDGE OVER A RIVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN. A PATH LEADS DOWN BY THE RIVER INTO A PARK AREA WHERE THERE IS A PUB AND A LIBRARY. YOU ENTER THE LIBRARY AND FIND A PILE OF LOCAL PAPERS. AFTER HALF AN HOUR YOU FIND SIX STORIES ON THE THEFT OF CATERHAM 7'S FROM THE LOCAL AREA. IN EVERY CASE A CUCUMBER WAS FOUND CLOSE BY WITH A NOTE PINNED TO IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Find Phone Book and look up Paul Davis (cucumber obssessive)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 THERE ARE NO PHONE BOOKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Go to market and look for veg stall HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY. GO BACK TO THE ROAD BRIDGE - TURN RIGHT AND CROSS THE ROAD TO THE MARKET PLACE. YOU ARE IN LUCK - IT'S MARKET DAY. YOU FIND A VEG STALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 ask how cucumber sales are going HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 "GREAT MATE 5 FOR £2" "GET YOUR POTATOOOOEEES, LOVELY SPUDS, A £1 A BAG." "wOULD YOU LIKE A CUCUMBER?" "LOVELY BEANS - GET EM BEFORE THEY RUNNER AWAY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 If I give you a fiver could write down the names of everybody who buys any cucumber today 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 "MAKE IT A TENNER SQUIRE AND I COULD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 hmmm... confer with other players.. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Visit Pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 THERE IS A PUB ON THE MARKET PLACE, ONE ACROSS THE ROAD AND ONE NEAR THE LIBRARY. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Visit one one market place (can we have a baseball bat ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 THERE IS NO BASEBALL BAT YOU ENTER THE CROWDED PUB THE BIRDIE SONG IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND THERE IS A POOL TABLE, SEVERAL SLOT MACHINES, A JUKE BOX. THERE IS A BAR IN FRONT OF YOU - BUT YOU DUCK THAT AND SIDE STEP AS THE MAN WEILDING THE BAR TAKES ANOTHER SWIPE AT SOMEONE WHO HE IS HAVING A FIGHT WITH. YOU ARE INFRONT OF THE BAR WHERE SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE SITTING ON STOOLS. THERE IS A BARMAN SERVING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Ask barman if he knows where you can buy a Caterham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Hey, hold on... don't jump straight in on the Caterham topic - try and mingle and blend in with everyone. Dance to the Birdie Song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 HE LOOKS AT YOU THEN BURSTS INTO TEARS "YOU COULDN'T LET IT LIE COULD YOU - I SAVED UP YEARS FOR THAT CAR. I HAD ONLY DONE 300 MILES IN IT WHEN IT WENT MISSING." "READ IT IN THE PAPER DID YOU - YOU COULDN'T LEAVE IT, JUST LIKE ALL THESE OTHER JOKERS" "HAVE YOU COME JUST TO TAKE THE MICK?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Thank barman for kind 'Mick' offer but say you prefer keith ! Ask barman if he found cucumber and note when his car was pinched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 IN A FLURRY OF CONFUSED POSTINGS YOU ALSO START DANCING TO THE BIRDIE SONG. SURPRISINGLY YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE. "YEAH I FOUND A CUCUMBER AND A NOTE." IT JUST SAID "YOU'VE BEEN SNITCHED" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 ask if norman the part time barman is there. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 ....then ask barman what note said. (leave the clothes on Hoopy !) .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 YOU SHOUT OVER THE JUKE BOX WHICH HAS NOW STATED PLAYING BLACK LACE HITS (WHEN I SAY HITS I MEAN TUNES - WHEN I SAY TUMES I MEAN THE SOUND OF A PIDGEON FLYING THROUGH A BRICK) "NO NORMAN ISN'T HERE - HE'S GONE TO THE CITY FOR THE TORTOISE SHOWING COMPETITION." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 take pool cue from the pool table You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 THERE IS NO POOL CUE ON THE TABLE - THERE ARE TWO HEAVILY MUSCLED AND TATTOOED MEN PLAYING POOL. YOU TAKE POOL CUE FROM SEVERAL LEANING AGAINST THE WALL Edited by - boonie on 29 Apr 2003 15:19:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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