Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 YOU ARE NAKED YOU ARE CARRYING: CAR KEYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Remember location of house and direction of garage. Thank man and return to car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 YOU WALK BACK TO WHERE YOU THOUGHT YIU LEFT THE CAR. IT ISN'T THERE THERE IS A PILE OF YOUR CLOTHES IN A PUDDLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 SH*T ! Put on wet clothes and check pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 YOU FIND: CAR KEYS WALLET WITH £10 DRIVING LICENCE PIECE OF STRING COMB SUNGLASSES ELASTIC BAND DENTAL FLOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Return to house and knock on door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 ONCE AGAIN YOU HEAR A DOG BARKING THE DOOR OPENS AND THE MAN APPEARS AGAIN "NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT - ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WEIRD STALKER PEOPLE. YOU'RE WEARING THOSE NEW FANGLED CLOTHES THINGS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 (sorry, just stirring things up in the 'adult section' !) Ask man if he will lend his bike in exchange for sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 UMMMMMM LOOKS AT GLASSES, LICKS THEM, TRIES THEM ON THE DOG, "NO" HANDS THEM BACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Ping Elastic Band at Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Offer man money. note to Hoopy - if you continue this please KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 DOG PINGS ELASTIC BAND BACK AND GRINS "THAT'LL DO GRIPPER" MAN TAKES YOU AROUND TO SHED WHERE THERE IS AN OLD SIT UP AND BEG TYPE BIKE. HE BRUSHES THE SADDLE WITH HIS HANKERCHIEF. "THERE YOU GO BOI - HAVE IT BACK BY TOMORROW MORNING" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 DOFF CAP TO NICE MAN PAT DOGGY HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 YOU HAVE NO CAP DOG LICKS YOUR HAND YOU JUMP ON THE BIKE AND PEDAL UNSTEADILY DOWN THE ROAD UNTIL YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY MARKET TOWN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Say "XYZZY" 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 shout "make love not war" and wink at the nearest pretty girl HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 A DRAGON APPEARS - ONLY JOKING PEOPLE START LOOKING AT YOU STRANGELY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 LOOK BACK AT THEM STRANGELY HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 YOU START PULLING FACES AT THEM PEOPLE START TO AVOID YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 slap the nearest person You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 YOU SINGLE OUT A MAN WALKING BUY AND SLAP HIM HE FALLS TO THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS FACE HE PICKS HIMSELF UP AND PULLS OPEN HIS SHIRT TO REVEAL A BLUE COSTUME UNDERNEATH WITH THE LETTER 'S' EMBLAZONED ON IT. HE PUNCHES YOU - YOU TRY TO DODGE - BUT HE IS TOO QUICK. THE BLOW PROPELS YOU OFF YOUR BIKE - THROUGH THE AIR AND INTO A CROWDED BUS STOP. WHEN YOU LOOK AFTER YOU HAVE COME ROUND THE MAN HAS GONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 NO - YOU CAN'T PAUSE NOW - WE'VE GOT TO HAVE THE BIKE BACK TO IT'S OWNER BY TOMORROW MORNING! So, when Server Resumes, please Return Bike to Owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 WHEN SERVER RESUMES Keep bike. Ask people at bus stop if they have seen my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Author Share Posted April 29, 2003 SERVER RESUMED YOU ASK PEOPLE AT BUS STOP - THEY ARE NOT VERY TALKATIVE AS YOU BOWLED MOST OF THEM OVER. NONE OF THEM KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR CAR. BUT ONE SUGGESTS THERE HAS BEEN A SPATE OF CAR THEFTS REPORTED IN THE LOCAL PAPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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