Lee Loves Westfields Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 HIDDEN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MONSTER MUNCH PACKET IS A FREE 'BREAK INTO OFF-LICENSE' TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 UNFORTUNATELY IT IS BROKEN, SO YOU DECIDE TO EAT THE "BREAK INTO OFF LICENSE" TOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 MAN WITH SHOT GUN APPEARS TO BECOME MORE ANGRY "NEW FANGLED CITY FOLK COMING AROUND HERE WITH YOUR FANCY DAN MONSTER MUNCH - PLAIN CRISPS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ❗" Edited by - BOONIE on 25 Apr 2003 14:24:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Hmmm, Maven, you wouldn't happen to be Lee Loves Westfields schizophrenic friend, would you? 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU THROW THE EMPTY MONSTER MUNCH BAG AT THE MAN WITH THE GUN AND RUN AWAY, FAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 THE FREE 'BREAK INTO OFF-ICENSE' TOOL GETS STUCK DOWN YOUR THROAT. YOU START TO GASP FOR BREATH. YOU TURN BLUE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 TALK TO MAN WITH GUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 MAN WITH SHOTGUN PULLS TRIGGER - YOU SEE NOTHING GAME OVER WOULD YOU LIKE TO START AGAIN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 YES DOWNLOAD "VIRTUAL MECHANIC" HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 VIRTUAL MECHANIC APPEARS - LOOKS AT CAR "OOOH THAT'S GONNA COST YA - WE DON'T HAVE THE PARTS YOU SEE." TRIES TO TURN KEY BUT AS A HOLOGRAM CANNOT TOUCH IT ERROR MESSAGE APPEARS AND VIRTUAL MECHANIC PAUSES. IT STARTS TO RAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Take off clothes fold them up carefully put them under seat to keep them dry HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Knock gingerly on house door (some re-occuring feeling of danger lurking in the back of the mind).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU ARE WET AND NAKED. YOU WALK TO HOUSE AND KNOCK ON DOOR. A DOG STARTS BARKING YOUR HEAR "THAT'LL DO GRIPPER" THE DOOR OPENS SLIGHTLY - IT IS ON A CHAIN. A MAN'S FACE CAN BEE SEEN. "YES, WHAT?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 I SAW THAT ❗ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 GRIPPER IMMEDIATELY COMES TO HEEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Cup hands over rapidly shrinking genitals and ask man directions to nearest garage. Do not make eye contact with Gripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 SERVER RESUMES YOU ARE STANDING NAKED AT THE SLIGHTLY OPEN DOOR OF A HOUSE. A MAN HAS ANSWERED THE DOOR AND LOOKS TO HAVE A DOG BY HIS SIDE. IT IS RAINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I thought this was supposed to be a "virtual" game IT IS RAINING ☹️ FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 😬 IT STOPS RAINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Ask man if he can telephone a garage for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 28, 2003 Author Share Posted April 28, 2003 I AIN'T GOT NO TELEPHONE - DON'T BELIEVE IN'EM. THE GARAGE IS A MILE DOWN THE ROAD, YOU CAN BORROW MOI BIKE IF YA LIKE. WHEN I SAY BORROW I MEAN YOU CAN HIRE IT FOR £10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 INVENTORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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