not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Remind the elastic band that you're still waiting for them to play "She's got balls" in the key of A# Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Well looks like I'm going to be captain sensible today and ask the nice Mr Server to look in the study (if it has one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 A FIVE PIECE ELASTIC BAND ENSEMBLE STARTS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE A ROULETTE BALL FALLS ON A BLACK NUMBER YOU FIND THE STUDY - IT HAS A DESK, WINDOW, VARIOUS FILING CABINETS AND A COMPUTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Look through cabinets and turn the computer on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Look through cabinets and turn the computer on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 OH ALRIGHT - YOU TURN COMPUTER ON. CABINET DRAWERS CONTAIN NOTHING OF INTEREST - APART FROM A BANANA AND A BOOK ON CATERHAM 7'S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Look through computer files Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 THE COMPUTER IS ASKING FOR A PASSWORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Inspect the post-it note stuck to the computer monitor - it's sure to contain the password. While waiting, put on the little black number and dance a tricky lambada with the Brazilian beauty sitting in the corner of the room. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Peel the banana Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 YOU PEEL THE BANANA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Cover the banana in whipped cream Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 where's that sexy french teacher when you need her.... HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 So if I'm wearing her black cocktail dress, that means she must be almost completely ... Ask sexy french teacher if she is going commando today Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 😬 😬 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 WELL FROM WHERE I'M STANDING SHE'S............. SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 you are aware that the sexy french teacher is male aren't you?? 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 yours may be ... Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I wish 😳 Oops don't tell Alex I said that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 - mum's the word. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Thanks Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 SERVER RESUMED 😬 MEMORY ERROR - NO KNOWLEDGE OF FRENCH TEACHERS ATTIRE. YOUR MOVE PUNKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 and I thought you were my friend... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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