Boonie Hound Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 PRINT E-MAIL..... TO ALEX HELLO FROM: THE SERVER 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Well, we didn't get very far today.... perhaps the password is "caterham"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 SERVER YAWNS - POURS COFFEE DOWN ITS FRONT - AND RESUMES YOU TYPE IN CATERHAM.... "WRONG PASSWORD....DO YOU NEED HELP?" APPEARS ON THE SCREEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 yes we all need help 😬 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 WHAT WORD MAKES A UNIVERSITY OFFICAL BRAY AND A RELIGOUS MAN TURN TO BANANAS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Key Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 THE COMPUTER DESKTOP APPEARS AND A SMILEY FACE IS THE WALLPAPER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 What the hell has been going on here! Click on 'My Documents' on desktop, or should that be 'you're documents' or 'their documents' 'cause it's not my computer, then again neither is this but....(am I rambling ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 do a search for the words "caterham" or "7" You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Seeing how there is nobody about.....STEAL HOUSE AND CONTENTS (including dog !) AND SELL TO RECOUP PRICE OF NEW CAT 7 ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 16, 2003 Author Share Posted May 16, 2003 YOU CANNOT STEAL HOUSE - IT'S TOO BIG - EVEN FOR THE GRANADA. MY DOCUMENTS HAS CATERHAM.DOC CUCUMBER.DOC EVILPLANTOTAKEOVERTHEWORLD.DOC THAT IS ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Oh, rats. And it was just getting interesting - I wanted to know what was in the CATERHAM.DOC 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 i want to know what was in the evilplottotakeovertheworld.doc You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Isn't it obvious? CUCUMBER.DOC and EVILPLANTOTAKEOVERTHEWORLD.DOC are red herrings - the important info will be in CATERHAM.DOC I suprise myself with my own intelligence sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 SERVER TAKES OFF RUCKSACK, UNCLIPS CRAMPONS, PUTS GORE-TEX OUT TO DRY, RUBS ERRANT DOG WITH TOWEL, HAS A CUP OF TEA AND BISCUIT AND.........RESUMES. THE COMPUTER WHIRS AND CLICKS AND BRINGS UP CATERHAM.DOC THERE SEEMS TO BE SEVERAL PARAGRAPHS ALL ADVERTS FOR CATERHAMS. A CAR WITH A SIMILAR DESCRIPTION TO YOURS SEEMS TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Turn on french accent and exclaim 'sacre-blue' very loudly HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Take down number from ad (or print it out, I'm not fussed which) and find a phone (and don't forget to open CUCUMBER.DOC and EPTTOTW.DOC to satisfy everyones curiousity!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I must know! You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 SERVER APOLOGISES BUT WAS OFF-LINE WITH A VIRUS THIS SHOULD NOT AFFECT ALLIGATOR, MUG, LONG JOHNS SERVICE. COPIUS AMOUNTS OF LEMSIP HAVE BEEN CONSUMED. YOU SAY SACRE BLUE VERY LOUDLY YOU TAKE DOWN NUMBER THERE IS A PHONE LINE BUT NO PHONE IN THE ROOM. YOU OPEN CUCUMBER.DOC - IT CONTAINS A RECIPE FOR CUCMBER SOUP AND: LIKE THIS YOU MUST BE FEELING GREEN FOR YOUR CAR IS NOT WHERE IT WAS SEEN YOU SHOULD NOT LEAVE IT HERE NOW IT'S GONE FOREVER I FEAR BUT DON'T GET INTO A LATHER JUST GO AND BUY ANOTHER YOU OPEN THE OTHER FILE 1> GET IDEAS FROM WATCHING PINKIE AND THE BRAIN 2. BUY SHARES IN WESTFIELD - STEAL CATERHAMS UNTIL NO ONE BUYS 7'S. SHARES GO UP - MAKE MONEY. SELL 7'S FLOOD MARKET - MAKE MONEY. BUY EVIL BURROWING MACHINE - THREATEN TO BLOW UP THE EARTH'S CORE. TAKE OVER WORLD -MAKE EVERYONE DRIVE METROS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 This must be stopped ! The in-humanity, such evil and loathing. Come on people, did you not see, it would all be over, every one we ever knew, every one we ever loved, family, friends all forced to drive METROS.....the horror *eek* ❗.............oh have you opened Caterham.doc I wasn't paying attention, if not open it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 HAND COMES OUT AND SLAPS NB FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION. A SIGN THEN APPEARS IN FRONT OF HIM STOP BEING LAZY READ POSTINGS ABOVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 oh yeah, adverts, sorry Have we contacted the placer of the ad yet ?(please don't hit me again if we have!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 HAND COMES OUT AND SQUEEZES NB'S NOSE NOTE APPEARS READ THE ABOVE POSTINGS - YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A PHONE YET HAND RETREATS - COMES BACK WITH WET KIPPER AND HITS NB IN THE KISSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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