Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU ARE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF A RURAL TOWN WHEN YOUR CATERHAM MAKES A KNOCKING NOISE AND STOPS. IT WON'T RESTART. THERE IS A HOUSE NEARBY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Phone RAC Breakdown... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Is this going where I think it is ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU USE YOUR MOBILE AND AFTER LISTENING TO HOLD MUSIC FOR 10 MINUTES YOU ARE ADVISED BY THE OPERATOR THAT YOUR MEMBERSHIP RAN OUT LAST MONTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 HOLD PLUG LEAD NEAR ENGINE AND ASK PASSER BY TO TURN IT OVER FOR YOU 😬 ❗ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU REMOVE BONNET AND HOLD PLUG LEADNEAR ENGINE - THERE ARE NO PASSER BYS. IT STARTS TO RAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Put up hood 😳 😳 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Run lenght of wire from starter solonoid spade connector and touch on positive side of battery (You will regret starting this !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 AFTER STRUGGLING WITH HOOD YOU MANAGE TO PUT IT UP. YOU HAVE NO SPARE LENGTH OF WIRE. IT IS RAINING HARDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 REMOVE CLOTHES AND DANCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU REMOVE CLOTHES AND START DANCING - WHILE YOU ARE PRANCING AROUND IN THE PUDDLES A STRAY DOG COMES UP SNIFFS YOUR TROUSERS AND RUNS OFF WITH THEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 GET FIZZY POP FROM UNDER SEAT HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 THERE IS NO FIZZY POP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 WALK OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO HOUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 THE HOUSE IS NOT WALKING IN ANY DIRECTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 FIND NEAREST PUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU LOOK AROUND - THERE ARE NO PUBS VISIBLE IT CONTINUES TO RAIN. SEVERAL CARS PASS BY - ONE HONKS ITS HORN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 GO TO OFF-LICENSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Whey, he's back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 THE OFF LICENSE IS SHUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 THROW STONES AT HOUSE WINDOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 BREAK INTO OFF-LICENSE USING A BATTERED COD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 YOU LOOK AROUND - THERE IS NO OFF LICENCE OR COD. YOU FIND STONE AND BREAK WINDOW. AN ANGRY MAN APPEARS WITH A SHOTGUN - "OI YOU GET OUFF MOI LAND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 THE BATTERED COD IS CRAP, SO YOU TRY BREAKING IN WITH SOME FLAMIN' HOT FLAVOUR MONSTER MUNCH INSTEAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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