Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Mmmm breakfast...didn't have time for any this morning, I hope they have some nice crisps in the vending machine... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Poor old Rach ☹️, I know we'll make you a virtual breakfast right here What can Rach have for the world's largest slap-up breakfast I'll start with kippers (they don't smell at all as they are virtual and the smell function is [/smell]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Can I have some bacon and eggs, mushrooms and toast please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Fried eggs ? How many ? [puts frying pan on the hob] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Oooh 2 please - yum yum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Brown or white toast ? Tea, coffee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Brown please and could I have orange juice instead of a hot drink...got to be healthy somehow!!! 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Puts towel over arm and dons silly bowtie to act as Paul's waiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 We also have a large selection of fresh fruit from all corners of the world, would you like some while your eggs are cooked ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Doesn't Boonie look good as a waiter [hands over the order taking to the new waiter and gets back to the kitchen] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Could I have some strawberries please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Wow - what a brilliant service, prepares to eat lots of food and hand over a large tip at the end of the meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 [Hands a book entitled "The bumper book of Harriers" to Rach] That'll give you something to oggle while you wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Wow - thanks *wink* Is it nearly ready? Only I have to go to a lesson in a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 WAITER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 You Called Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Not me, I have already placed my order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Waiter, take this order to the lady on table one and make it snappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 But crocodiles are endandered and you're not allowed to eat them ❗ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 😬 Takes plate to table lifts egg with fork and makes snappy noises. Bon Apetite - Le sange est dans l'arbre - and other french phrases badly spelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Is that an Izzardism or do you mean le sang? "the blood is in the tree" Anyway, l'izzards are probably endangered species too 😬 Edited by - fullharness on 29 Apr 2003 11:21:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 FH 😬 You obviously haven't heard of this fenland-franco saying - it's true meaning lost in the mists of time and methane output of Grunty Fen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 I think I'd rather stay in ignorance of such matters, thank you 😳 Oh, g'wan then, tellus 😬 FH or go here I just found this wonderful quote too....."Grunty Fen is reputed to be extra-parochial for ecclesiastical puposes." [Kelly's Directory - Cambridgeshire - 1929].............makes the mind boggle 😳 Edited by - fullharness on 29 Apr 2003 12:04:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 😬 Dennis is a star in these here parts. I've interviewed him a couple of times. We obviously as a county should get out more.... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 I would just like to warn people of the dangers of using brake fluid as an eye wash ! I did this this morning and it still stings like b*ggery ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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