Morls Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 On Friday, while I was having a dreadful day ☹️ Karen was playing all day in my pedal-kart, blatting round Whitby getting a tan. Today when I had an even worse day queing on the M62 ☹️ Karen was blatting round Scarbrough in my pedal-kart. It's not bloody fair 🙆🏻 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 it isn't great is it ☹️ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 haha im off till May 😬 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Edited by - cooper nut on 22 Apr 2003 20:46:54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Cooper nut SLAP ❗ Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Ouch! (I think its about the 6th or 12th I go back) You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 now now I was simply pointing out that by the time I go back I will have had about 6/7 weeks off You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 my pedal kart is still in bits ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 So, you've got all the linseed oil I need some for me gardin chairs and tables and there's none in stock oop 'ere 🙆🏻 What kind of Hooch is Hoopy making from linseed oil 🤔 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 I've got a bottle of boiled linseed in my cupboard at home. I used it on my dining table (bare fresh wood) after the polish i was using (liquid beeswax stuff) kept leaching out at the site of moisture. it seems VERY good. Should I do another coat or go back to the polish now? I got it it from Robert Dyas - the ironmongery chain of shops. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Hoopy You've got it all wrong You are only meant to make love either on a Snooker table# or on a large board room table, did you learn anything useful at school ??? Paul # No the pool table down at the Dog & Duck will not do 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Miss 🤔 What is Paul talking about 🤔 What do I make love with 🤔 Do I need a washing up bottle and sticky backed plastic 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Slap me, Slap me I get the school holidays off too, that's because I'm still at school! Only 13 weeks of holidays a year Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Kinky! You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Boys - behave. All of you Miss Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 *You are only meant to make love either on a Snooker table# Now then, have I got a story about snooker tables I went to Sheffield Poly, and they have an annual rag week event called the "Pyjama Jump". The Poly, Uni and Student Nurses all get dressed up in each other night attire, and attended a "disco" at one of the many nightclubs. Needless to say things got quite "messy". Anyway... The main thing of note was that about 4 years prior to me being there, the New of The World had run a story about this "student orgy" as two people were caught "sh@gging" on the snooker table in the Top Rank nightclub. (Despite going 3 times I managed to miss the orgy bit ) 5 years later, and my girlfriend was working in Leicester for the A&L. I was chatting to one of her collegues in the pub one evening, and it transpires that he TOO went to Sheffield Poly....and even more exciting was the fact that HE WAS THE PERSON "AT IT" ON THE POOL TABLE. His mate had some photo's of the "act" and the NOTW had offered £500 for a picture, but luckily the mate was a good mate so didn't accept. So there we go. And he maintains to this day that they were just having a "scrawp" and not doing anything untoward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 i've never done such a thing on a snooker table or my dining room table Miss Rach. Please tell me I've not been misbehaving - please don't give me detention ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 24, 2003 Author Share Posted April 24, 2003 Did he go for the easy Pi.... No! I can't do it 😳 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 You mean did he sink it? Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I'm not very good at snooker - I normally don't even manage a red ☹️ Anyway - even i know the rules well enough that if the pink is easy then you'd go for it - why go for a difficult other colour, like the green 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Hoopy, I think you have been behaving properly. Dining tables are for polishing 😬 and sometimes even sitting at to eat your dinner. It is some of the other boys who seem to be trying to influence the younger children. ☹️ Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I like the trick shots when you have to screw back for another shot 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I am very disappointed in you young Boonie. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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