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>Do you have a first name

 

😳 😳

 

>And please take at lease SOME of the pens out of your breast pocket....

 

But... that's my best pen, and that one is my reserve best pen, and that one is my neat pen, then I have the HB pencil for notes, and...

 

And I can't put them in my left pocket 'cos my Casio XYZZY3456 Calculator is in there.

 

And not the right pocket 'cos that's where I keep my gonk...

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Mr Geek - can you answer me this please?

 

A truck has 400 miles of desert to cross, needs 1 litre of fuel a mile and can only carry 180 litres of fuel. There is a plentiful supply of fuel on this side of the desert (in 1 litre containers) and also on the other side so it can continue its journey. However, there is nobody else to help.

 

how much fuel does it need in total to cross the desert?

 

HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU

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>can only carry 180 litres of fuel

 

Please, sir 😳, is this the size of the fuel tank on the truck? Or the number of 1 litre fuel cans that can be carried? Or the total of both?

 

What is the height ASL of this side of the desert?

What is the height ASL of the other side of the desert?

What is the rolling resistance of the truck?

What is the maximum speed of the truck?

What is the drag coefficient and frontal area of the truck?

Is all the desert surface made of the same material?

Does the truck have FI or carbs?

Do I have my laptop and interface lead for the ECU with me?

When was the last time the truck was RR'd?

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>my dad has to tell me about my virus checker too.

 

everyone says that there is something odd about my mum and dad *eek*

 

>here, want one?

 

Oooh, thank you. Can I have the orange one?

 

I was told everyone here was really nice ages ago and I didn't believe them

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>is this the size of the fuel tank on the truck?

the fuel tank is only 1 litre in size. it can carry 179 1 litre containers. you never get bored of pouring fuel into the tank every mile.

 

>What is the height ASL of this side of the desert?

4metres

 

>What is the height ASL of the other side of the desert?

4 metres

 

>What is the rolling resistance of the truck?

18

 

>What is the maximum speed of the truck?

1 mph

 

>What is the drag coefficient and frontal area of the truck?

96 weebles per lemming

 

>Is all the desert surface made of the same material?

yes. cheese. unfortunately you don't have a still to refine it to make petrol

 

>Does the truck have FI or carbs?

quad RBTBs

 

>Do I have my laptop and interface lead for the ECU with me?

no. only a Psion II

 

>When was the last time the truck was RR'd?

thursday

 

 

HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU

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yes, Hoops, I've worked out who Geek is. Not difficult. Now, stop playing with your rivnuts and can working in your slave cubicle, while I luxuriate in my leather armchair at my nice big desk and a room with lots of nice kit in it. Mwaaahahahahahaha!!!! *cool*
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>Pay more attention at the back Mr Geek or you'll be "doing lines"

 

But, but... ☹️

 

I only asked if they were African or European lemmings, not if it was an African or European desert...

 

☹️ ☹️ ☹️

 

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There's already some desert in the south of Spain. Depends how you define Europe - if it includes the 'stans' in the former USSR (technically could be Europe as they're west of the Urals) then there's desert. Do I get a gold star 😬
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