scooby dooby doo Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Quick, bungie cord him onto the rollbar and jump in ❗ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Briefly pauses to applaud Hoopy's half doughnut before strapping Peardrop to roll bar - Hood Bag fashion. Jumps in - takes sunglasses out looks across to Hoopy - Hit It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 ow, stop it that hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 My God a talking car 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 My god ❗ A talking Boonie ❗ Of course my car can talk - can't your 🤔 sorry mate - i had to do that to fit in with the plot and the running jokes etc. I'll give you a nice shiny new set of pistons this evening to make it up to you HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 cheers mate, your not going to do that thing with my exhaust again are you? I still smell of fish after last time. ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Now you're talking, that sounds like my kind of perversion sweety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 nasty 😳 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 I gave you a nice matt black ceramic coated powerspeed exhaust and said i was very sorry. you said you'd forgive me.... Now, lets go wear out these tyres with more doughnuts and get some new ones for you 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 You spoil that car you really do, it'll turn out to be a right brat. If you wanted to be truly kind you'd give it a good clip around the sidescreen and send it do the garage with no petrol, you could even threaten it with a respray in a nice shade of Viper Blue Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 I forgive you hoopy paul, I am not a spoilt brat, and if you continue to say that I'll scream and scream and scream and I Won't work on sundays. Ever. and Viper blue is just soooooooo passe, been done to death (probably like craigs new bird - hes been quiet of late) Now where was I, oh yeah brum brum brummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep brummmmmmmmmmm ching ching (thats my new bycicle bell hoopy installed) brum mmmmm (oo I seem to be missing) Edited by - hoopies car on 9 Apr 2003 20:07:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 my car doesn't have sidescreens - its not a softy y'know ❗ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 I'd like them though, and a windscreen, and some tigerskin seat covers, and a blue led light underneath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 the full knightrider package, how about that? You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 that's it car. you're going to get a damn good slapping. And I'll lock you in a garage full of rusting 205s whilst I go to Ireland in Emma's car. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 arn't you the touchy one.. do you want me to tell them about that secret thing then? eh? eh? thought not, not such a big boy now eh? go on then sod off in emmas car, rusty old 205's are better company than you, in fact you should sell me, you dont deserve me, you've treated me bad since the day we met... I'm going to write to Jerry Springer bout you, TALK TO THE HAND COS THE FACE AIN'T LISTENING Edited by - hoopies car on 10 Apr 2003 08:14:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Look at the state I found him in. Look at him now. I made him a better car, and now he's turned into a ****. what have i done to deserve this ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I was happy then... all these nice things, you put me on a pedestal, I liked that, but now, now, well its an obsession isn't it, I can't go anywhere or do anything without you.. I just feel caged, trapped, I need space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Now you two make up and be friends. I know Hoopy you have done loads to make your car's life much happier and I also know that your car has to put up with having to be strapped to your 🙆🏻. But I am sure you both can get over this. Gives both Hoopy and his car a copy of the Beano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I've even gone on a diet to make sure that my 🙆🏻 presses less hard into my car... HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopies car Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 ok, I'll be nice, just as long as you stop guffing on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Oh that was you Hoopy 😳 Blimey - no wonder you have an open top car 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I've not had curry or eggs or cabbage for ages ❗ And I fitted nice lightweight, non-guff-odour-retaining tillets anyway.... 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Best make sure your foo-foo valve doesn't leak ... Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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