scooby dooby doo Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 I'm only in class 4C - we're not very bright... 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Is it Monday allready! Okay, own up, which one of you snuck into my house Friday evening, carefully unwrapped my weekend and put an empty one in it's place! I didn't keep the receipt this time so I can't even swop my 'stolen' weekend for a refund or goods to the value of. It's just not fair. Any one with knowledge of said 'weekend thief' can contact me with confidence that I shall not reveal their squealidge to anyone unless they want to know! That is all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Were you in a 'Hotel' in Amsterdam 🤔 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 NB - will you lay off the Sunny Delight. Ken - the time machine worked like a dream - apart from the being asleep part - unfortuanately my past self was so shocked when he saw me that he shouted and I dropped the vase ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 I'm sorry to hear the bad news about the vase again Boonie. It's quite clear though that you'll now have to get into that time machine once more, sneak behind your second former self, and be prepared to catch the vase that he drops as a result of the shock of hearing your first former self shout. You may have some explaining to do to both your former selves but I'm sure being reasonable chaps, like yourself, they'll understand. Edited by - kenevans on 7 Apr 2003 10:20:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 As ever Ken wise words. However, I've decided to go one better. This time I'm going in disguise. I'll just pop down to the fancy dress shop and then I'll be off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Good luck! Make sure you choose a disguise that your former selves wouldn't immediately recognise as one that you'd naturally choose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 don't try the costume on in the shop, those dressing rroms are notoriously dangerous - just think of poor mr ben, in a shop one minute the next hes in the crimean war being shot at by monkeys on rollerskates dressed as bonnie langford... be warned, a similar thing happened to me when I dressed up as bonnie langford last, shot at by mr ben on a skateboard dressed as a spaceman, still got the shrapnel wounds... ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 Buda - Fortunately they were all out of Bonnie Langford costumes - apparently there was a big rush on for them over the weekend - go figure. Although as if by magic a shop keeper did appear. Still not sure which to choose - any suggestions 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Why not go as Captain Scarlet, You could user that leather cap you keep under the bed then! Seriously though, do be careful when experimenting with the space time continuum because if you do physically touch either of your former 'selves' there is a real danger that you may be sucked into your own anus, which I am sure cannot be pleasant 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 go as craigs imaginary girlfriend to be although you might get 'done' if he sees you... is it a risk worth taking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 Ummmm - but then would my past selves fight over me in an attempt to win my heart 🤔 Then again as a married man I would hope not. There's more to this time travel then meets the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 If you do happen to meet your eye during your time travels, try not to poke it as you go past. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Obviously this is a stupid point to make but if you did see your past self you would of course furnish him with the results of the lottery. This way you would be a rich man and not give a monkeys that you broke the vase in the first place, in fact....YOU CHEAPSKATE!!!! A multi-millionaire and all you can be bothered to get your poor suffering mother for her birthday is a VASE!!! Frankly sir you disgust me, life's not just about money you can however regain my respect and trust in an unselfish act of generosity. Two million should about cover it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 NB - Cheque is in the post - I'm off to buy a brand new pedal kart 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Get me one as well and i'll race you ! I'll give the money to Charity (she's been blackmailing me with some photos she took of a previous vegetable related incident that keeps coming back to haunt me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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