Boonie Hound Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 I bought a nice vase for my mother's birthday this dinnertime and the 🙆🏻ing thing has just rolled off my desk and broken 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 This afternoon I will mostly be buying another one ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 put it in a box and call it a jigsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Good idea! Iv'e heard Boonie's mums into a spot of DIY. Don't forget the blades! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 I like the jigsaw idea 😬 But I need to get a picture of the whole Vase so she's got something to work from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Find a time machine and go back to photograph the vase just before it rolls off the desk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Why don't you buy another vase, draw a picture of it then return it to the shop for a full refund! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 If your mums birthday was this dinnertime then you've missed it so I wouldn't worry too much, you can get her something doubly nice next year, as a note though it's always worth making sure that your birthday lasts all day, mine does, her's is probably only for dinnertime due to the rationing during the war, or the effects of the three day week in the 70's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Just in case anybody was wondering, I am incredibly bored with absolutely nothing to do! Can anyone suggest a hobby or interesting pastime to keep me entertained till the police arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 gardening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 Using the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 No, can't. There is a restraining order placed upon me after a previous vegetable related incident. I am not allowed within 5 feet of my own garden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 There is no point using the internet because I can't get the parental locks off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Pocket billiards ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Iv'e allready been playing pocket snap, but it was a very short game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 I've taken Buda's advice and extended my mother's birthday so it lasts all day - what more could a woman want? Thanks for the advice Ken - I'll start building a time machine now but I'll need to finish it before the shops shut - just in case. NB - take up goldfish collecting - you can buy a cheap stamp album to keep them in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Trouble with Goldfish collecting Boonie is you tend to get a lot of 'swapsies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 after a previous vegetable related incident. I am not allowed within 5 feet of my own garden! And after another vegetable related incident some shedders are not allowed upstairs Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 NB - you could try cucumber carving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 I have found over the years that a cucumber is a poor medium to sculpt with. It is my professional opinion that nothing beats a ripe firm Mooli to fully express one's creative urges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 Is that how the unfortunate incident happened with a vegatable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobananas Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 I am afraid I am legally bound not to answer that on grounds of decency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Why don't you polish your rocket? Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 when you go back in time why not simply hide under your desk and catch the vase as it falls off 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Tut! It's a poor look out when your clever subtle humour has to be explained to the world ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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