KenEvans Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 I went out to pick some flowers and found myself in this strange a peaceful place. I recall a nice man called Roger or something and then nothing…………… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Evans, wake up!!!!!! If you're not careful, teach will give you a right tongue-lashing. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 What is this place? Now there's a question that can be answered on many different levels: Every road must have a beginning: View the mountain from the base, for if you climb the mountain you cannot see the mountain. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Who is this "teach"? I'm so confused now.......and what is a tongue lashing? This could be heaven or this could be hell......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 testing, testing ☹️ 😳 😬 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 this is a dangerous place.. it is mystical and strange.... I find it uncomfortable and moist.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Ha!! I’m not as stupid as you think see? Roger’s amateurish attempt to put me off the scent failed. I now know what you do in these dark, depraved recesses of Blatchat! I’ve spotted those “individuals” who talk of cucumbers, and start word association threads, Christmas countdowns etc. Ha yes! Miss Mav, Rachael, Paul Davis they’re all here. Even newcomer Shopgirl has been quickly seduced into your den of depravity, perhaps due her desire to lick lollies! Oh yes, lurking down here taking the P out of we serious blatchatters. How much is it to join please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 I'd like two number 14 conkers, 20 marbles, a couple of steelies, and your rarest Starsky and Hutch collector's card please. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Yeah that's right - - you must give me a Beano - it says so in the rules. And a ride on your Chopper or Pedal Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 * And a ride on your Chopper ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 You know as soon as I had hit the post reply button I just knew.... 😳 Your Raleigh Chopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition ❗ Our chief weapon is fear Fear and a fanatical devotion to the pope 😳 Our two weapons... Erm, sorry was I too early... erm... got my coat... P979TMV - As seen on current Caterham advert, back of LF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 you have to give us sweets as well, or we'll not talk to you and laugh about your poor taste in comics 😬 However, if you let us watch you giving Boonie a ride then that would do HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Eurgh! I do not want to watch that ❗ 😳 ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 I'm beginning to think I may be getting fleeced by a stop-frame character driving a van with dodgy suspension! Being a mere pauper consultant I have little to offer except for Boonie's requested ride on my chopper. It's a high price to pay but it's all ready to go as we speak, still nice and shiny and untouched by anybody's bum in years. Hey! I've done a Google search on Boonie and find that you’re actually a 5 man Canadian paintball team so there’s no way you’re ALL having a go!!! Forget it PALS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Nothing ventured nothing gained - I've got a tub of swarfega 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 WHO ARE YOU CALLING STOP FRAME? Oh alright - give me a gobstopper and you're in. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Stop Frame - do you want the gobstopper before or AFTER the paintball team have ridden my chopper..................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 what flavour is the paint? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenEvans Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Huggle de threffal snetgarsh o pulimoner fregh poopoo smegladen ot rashenfuller. That was a reply in line with the surreal nature of this place and because I could only think of responses highly offensive in nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 😬 poopoo smegladen - aren't they a Swedish rock band? 😬 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Nah, it's what Osama's parents used to call him when he was a child. That's why he's such a nasty piece of work now.... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 😬 😬 😬 I haven't laughed so much since ... 8:31 last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Huggle de threffal snetgarsh o pulimoner fregh poopoo smegladen ot rashenfullerThis is eerily close to the most intelligent conversation I ever had with Hoops. I asked him what the correct torque setting was for a sump bolt, and he said something that sounded just like that Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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