scooby dooby doo Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 my eemail gramer an speling is alweighs rubish HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Well Craig, we are all waiting for an update. You can't keep your babe hidden for long 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 😬Spill the beans Viv Wishing i had my own seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 did you get a nice reply from the girlie for you birthday 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Rumpy pumpy???? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Kev AKA Mr Euphamism I'm begining to think that Craig is too busy fettling his motor to be bothered with ladies, how about we get her phone number from him and phone her ourselves ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Paul, nudge nudge, wink wink.... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Say no more. Your wife, does she like photography ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Could be taken on holiday, still Phwoarrr, eh? Phwoarr 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 She's from Purley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 New girl question... Need the combined wisdom of the 'shed on this one. As some of you might remember I do lots of athletics (stop that sniggering at the back!) and happen to do my weights sessions with an extremely attractive young lady . Recently we've started seeing each other outside training sessions . Problem being that she's going out with one of the other people on our training group , who happens to be a friend of mine 😳 (I know, I know, I'm a very bad man 😳) The question is... how much do I persue it and what should tactics be going forward 🤔 I await your gems of wisdom , abuse *thumbup* and general witticisms *thumbup* with bated breath 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 P.S. Of course, I'm totally fscked if he reads that but I reckon that's less likely than a very unlikely thing happening in an unlikely way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Ewen, it all depends on how much a friend the guy is, i.e. if he's a top bloke, stay away, & if he's a w*nk, drill her. If he falls in the middle somewhere, get drunk & root her anyhow 😬 Love from Rossybee the Silver-tonged Cavalier Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Green Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 Show her your big toy (the 7 you fool!) and she'll be tasting the creamy goodness before you can say 'tight leotard'. 🙆🏻 😬 Hasn't worked for me yet though.....wonder why??? Waci Thorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 Or try "Lycra Gusset" Didn't work for me either, funnily enough... Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 it'll get messy... possibly in more ways than one! 😳 www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 Put on stilletos and lipstick, sneak into his house, leave heel marks on the lino, lippy on a glass then boil his rabbit. He'll think she's a crazy nutter and dump her... She'll come running to you and he'll be happy that you've taken nutter chick of his hands. Everyone's happy *idea*Anyway, Now Craig's got his engine running do we think he can get back to pulling the interview girl 🤔 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Don't listen to Mark's 1st suggestion, it's just him wanting to live out one of his fantasies 😳 and he loves rabbit stew (fur optional). I'm with Ross on this one, it all depends on your mate. In fact another thought has come to mind, how about a threesome, in fact if Craig could bring his bird along it could be a fivesome (plus spectators of course 😬) Where is Craig when you need him ? Cupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Paul - aha! spit-roast!!! Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 I've just been trying to work out what you mean and I think I may have received some spam in the last fews days along the same lines - my mind is now bogling at the mechanics of it all 😳 Craig, are you game ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Fivesome and some mechanics ❗ 😳 🤔 Not sure she'll go for that I'll ask at training tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Grease nipples? Well lubed flange? OOF! Ross Very Black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Worryingly... I grabbed the first cat food that came to hand tonight... And... It was Rabbit 😳 Poor Fiver, Hazel, Bigwig etc. ☹️ Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YW Sin Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 This is a wiered thread!............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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