Mrs Mav Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 That's very very naughty 😳 😳 😳 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 It could be if he plays his cards right 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Green Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 GO ON MY SON!!!!!!!! Waci Thorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 I would just like to point out that there is an imposter in our midst. I am an anorak, and don't have a dot after my name. I am the REAL c21vhpd... Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 and you would obviously not ask her out....... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd. Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 See he's lying, he claims to be an anorak and yet he's a windbag. Do you think I should seek my wicked way on a 1st date or should I wait a day or 2 before I do the deed, as Kev says "Nobbin' ahoy!", the difference being that Kev's partners are probably 4-legged. Ho hum, I so want tomorrow to go well I've wearing my trousers in bed to keep my hands off Mr Tinkle as I want him to be on his finest form tomorrow (just in case). It's no good I can't sleep, I'm off out to the garage to get the crud off my discs. Craig AKA Lover Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 I too will have the pleasure of a young lady's company this evening. Except I know what my chances of success are as I've known her a few months now 😬 Guess crasig must be fussier as he gets his candidates interviewd by a panel of workmates first mode> HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 OK then, c21vhpd. (novice). What is her name then. Eh? Eh? Bet you don't know. And that's because YOU'RE NOT THE REAL ME! I'm hoping she'll ring today for her debriefing... P.S. I'm a windbag now! Hope it doesn't all come out at and inappropriate time 😳 Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 ahhh but windbag c21vhpd we (the jury) wouldn't know what her name was either, if she indeed really exists... so that would be no proof of you being the real you would it? so is this all, you, your status, the girl, the interview in fact all of this just a figment of your warped and desoperate depraved mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Craig, is she short and northern and a lover of sevens 🤔 If so you can join the smug gits club with me, Dan B and Bjorn 😬 Anybody else able to meet the criteria and want to join 🤔 Speaking of which - Dan and I will be playing snooker from about 17:30 to 19:30 today at the Kings Cross snooker place in London. HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd. Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Hoopy Are you addressing me or the other fake Craig ? The Real Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Craig, is she short and northern and a lover of sevens Karen is... (5'6" , from Scarbrough and I'm assuming Prada kitten heels are availible in a seven). Can I be smug too, please 🤔 I travel north on Fridays and all the other requisite stuff. Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Edited by - mark jackson on 4 Apr 2003 10:12:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 aaahahaHHAhahahAHAHAahHAHAHaAHHAHAAAAAAhahaHAHhAHaaaaaaa... 😬 moomin www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd. Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 No she is not northern, she does not own a whippet, nor wear a flatcap, she does not keep coal in the bath and does not put gravy on chips. I'm just so excited, my little heart is going pitter patter, if I'm lucky in less than 12 hours Kev's prediction of what's ahoy could be born out (I was going to say coming true but that didn't sound right). I've spruced up Mr Tinkle, put on clean undies and cliped my nostril hairs, how could she resist my charms Craig AKA Lurver Boy, nay Lurver Man, or even stallion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Are smug Scotsmen allowed? Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 What on earth could a Scot have to be smug about ? Paul PS Only kidding and shouldn't you be suffering fro pre-wedding nerves ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 I'm not too bad - will go and polish my sporran soon 😬 cos my bride to be is away now overnight Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 Well, I've done it. I've emailed her (I'm waaaaaaaaay too geeky to actually speak to her on the telephone, plus rejection is easier by email ) Novice c21vhpd.: how did you know that the girls call me Stallion? Buda : The Butler did it. He went that way MoOMin : Your CAPsloCk is fscKed Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Well done real Craig That's the hardest bit done (ooer perhaps ) P979TMV - As seen on current Caterham advert, back of LF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 In my experience, it always gets harder. Oh yes. Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Truley shocking behaviour boys 😳 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Wey hey NOBBIN' 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Kev Shall we start a book on whether he gets a shag 1st time out ? Would he tell us anyway, no, lets torture him some more 😳 Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 I am sure he is too much of a gentleman to do such things so early on in the relationship ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 But if she offers, gentleman or not, it'd be rude to say no 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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