Hibster. Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Glad to see the 21 self help group is leading Craig towards a lonely bachelorhood. Don't believe a word that Rich says, on that same page he admits to "loving" dolphins Dr Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Oh and Hoopy, I had a word with the hairy bloke upstairs and now I've got a 3/8" masonary bit between my eyes, thanks, a lot. Ouch that stings Paul PS I told him about your car downstairs and now your sump has a number of involuntary holes too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 But t'other paul is FAR too nice to do that - I even bought him a drink a few weeks ago ❗ HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 at least you've stopped bleeding. Now, let me pull that drill out.... HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Thanks Has anyone got a 3/8" blind grommit in flesh colour ? How's the sump ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 print stick a bit of paper over it and colour in it with crayon Paul. It worked on my sump HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 leave it alone and pretend its a bindy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 a what 🤔 Is that like Mork and Mindy but with a heavy cold 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Mork Did a Geordie shout me 🤔 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Can't recall the words 'loving dolphins' in my post. 'Inflatable dolphin' maybe, but despite the incident with the drawing pin and the puncture repair kit we've since split amicably so I'd rather the matter was left alone or I might get upset..... ☹️.....you've started me off now..... Hoopy, I'd leave it in there and just let him bleed..... R992RJM 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 a bindy is the red dot hindu people have on their heads - well thats what I call them and thats what I thought they where called - but now I'm not sure and may well have made a fool of myself - again ☹️ 'loving dolphins instead' isn't that a line from Robbie williams's 'angels' song? Edited by - buda on 2 Apr 2003 08:35:23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 The red dot is a "tikka" I thought Bhindi ? Thats Okra ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 I thought a tikka was a curry an orca is a killer whale isn't it Edited by - buda on 2 Apr 2003 09:22:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Can we go back to the original problem/hypothetical situation I'd be inclined to get her address off the CV and 'bump' into her..... [wobbly screen / on] her: "Ouch, that hurt" you: "oop, sorry... hey, arn't you that bird I interviewed the other day?" her: " yes" you: " do you fancy a good nobbing?" her: " yes, your place or mine...." [wobbly screen / off] Warning - this may be construed as stalking, which is horticultural and will invoke the wrath of alan titchmarsh - be carefull my sone, go quietly and be at peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Since when was Human Biology combined with Social Studies on the curriculum? 😳 FH who now has a pretty red pedal car in working order ....... Woo Hoo 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Human, this is Craig who is being offered the good advice so human biology is not necessarily appropriate. Hurrah on your peddal car 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Buda 😬 It's OK for Craig to do some stalking as he's got a stalker of his own and the court would let him off (unless a bikeshedder was on the jury and we're all too young anywat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 isn't it something that people of a caertain religion once they're married 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 FH - 😬 Can I have a go in it please 🤔 Pretty please 🤔 I'll buy you a nice ice lolly ❗ 😬 HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Hoopy, did you manage to speak to those nice people in Nottingham? If they're happy to change over the cover for the day, then, by all means.... be my guest 😬 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 will it be a Wibbly Wobbly Wonder 🤔 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 JUST DO HER Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 hey, you scots are pretty smooth talkers ... Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 F*** aye, and if she knocks ye back, move onto the next.... Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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