Mrs Mav Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Spoken like a true Gentleman Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 No, it's not a bad word at all, it's a very fine attribute to find in a female be she a lady, an old tart or a Pot Noodle Baron(ess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Phone her up to let her know she didn't get the job, explain that she was one of the fore runners, but unfortunately someone was interviewed after her that had the exact experience that was required and couldn't be turned down. Then ask if she'd like a good nobbin' Just kidding. Ask if she'd like to go out for a drink to discuss it further Then would she like a good STOP IT KEV.... You get the drift 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Just ring her and ask her out ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 and if that doesn't work offer her money (it works for Kev) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted March 30, 2003 Author Share Posted March 30, 2003 Miss Mav - don't get cross! I've got to wait until I've rejected her before I do anything, and that can't happen until Tuesday when we interview the last candidate. Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 To hell with protocol, slip her a fierce one I've got my coat on already so I'm off 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 😬 R992RJM 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 As soon as the last interview has taken place ring her and ask her out ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Miss Mav You are using the dodgy ❗ smiley again, what do you have in mind for the demure Craig to be asking this young lady ? Dr Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Paul, soon as I find out: Who you are, Where you are, How old you are, How big you are, If you've had any martial arts or SAS training, If you have any large friends, If you own any weapons, If you're a psycho I'm going to come round and..... Ah sod it, it's too much work..... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Kev Who you are - well as it says above I'm one of the 2 Paul Davis people on Blatchat, I'm the silly one, the other one is not a bikeshedder and is the club trackday man Where you are- at home, near a speed camera (apparently) How old you are - older than you, in fact one of the oldest bikeshedders How big you are - that's for me to know and for you to worry about * If you've had any martial arts or SAS training - I can't tell you that due to the OSA If you have any large friends - Mav are you my friend? If you own any weapons - zip (see * above) If you're a psycho - well bikeshedders am I ? Silence, ah good the axe in the head of a few of them as an example seems to have done the trick nicely I know that you don't have to pay *all* of your sexual conquests but then you have been found guilty in a previous thread of being a Welshman so we've drawn our own conclusions. Does your house have a green door ? Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 OK I'm on my way, if you see someone knocking on doors of houses that are located by speed cameras, you know that's me. I'm 9' 13" and built like a Robin Hood. Yes my house does have a green door, and there's and old piano behind it. My garden is also full of leeks and there's a dragon living in the attic, Boyo. 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 So I'm looking for a man in tight then ? or perhaps a steel bodied Seveneque car ? Did they at one time in the distant past play good rugby in Wales too ? 😬 and anyway I'm 10' 17" and I keep my dragon on the drive (we're posh round here despite the dayglo and grey box outside) Swing low man Paul Edited by - paul davis on 31 Mar 2003 09:17:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Paul - Yes i am your friend 😬 Martin 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Bless our mate Paul Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Bloooomin eck..... I have been out of the bike sheds for a few days and I return to find Craig with a testosterone surge ..... can someone fit an apollo tank to the man to help prevent such things happening in furture 🤔 I think I need to sit down. S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 😬 😬 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Don't believe a word of it, Kev..... Check here on page 12 for an insight into PD's pastimes. You may find he has an even more vivid interest in woolly mammals than you.... 😬 R992RJM 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Oh ... dear 😳. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 In such a hypothetical situation as that outlined above...... Offering to take the girl out in a sportscar then buy her dinner to soften the blow would surely meet with approval. But if the purely hypothetical gentleman in such a story had, say, a broken 21, some other lucky bikeshedder would have to take the poor rejected girl out Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Alex - do you have a working oil temp readout from your apollo? or do you perchance require a VDO sender like wot i have spare..... HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 while I'm here.... does anybody want to tell the nasty person upstairs that now is not the time to play with brick walls, masonry drills and the hammer setting on your shiny new black and decker drill HOOPY 500 kg (and soon) 200 bhp R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 But if the purely hypothetical gentleman in such a story had, say, a broken 21, some other lucky bikeshedder would have to take the poor rejected girl outshe's not your type, Mark. She's sophisticated, pretty, articulate, well mannered... Need I continue Honda Passion Orange, 640kg , and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 ah Spring, and a young man's thoughts turn to love....... Don't do it Craig ❗ She may appear all lovely but she will turn out the same as all women. She'll lead you on and then a few months down the line, out of the blue she'll tell you it's just not working, and then with a suggestion of a tear in her eye she'll lean forward, rip the remains of your broken heart from your chest, hold them still twitching in front of your eyes before casually tossing them away and walking off without a backwards glance. women. bah. 😳 hope that didn't come over too bitter Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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