not a Postman Pat Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I will be going to a trackday tomorrow. When I explained this to my son (aged 7) he asked me this: "Daddy, which is more important - going to church, or racing?" Any offers for an answer that will pass muster when he tells his teacher what Daddy said about church? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Tell him: "Son, church is for hypocrits, racing is for the good guys" Even better if it can be said in a Hollywood/Tom Cruise kinda manner. Enjoy your trackday. Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 make that hypocrites 🤔 Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 *eek* Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Tell him you were going to pray to the God of horse power S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 The High-Octane Highness? Ross very black 6spd SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Explain that there are a large number of diverse religions in this world, all worshiping their respective deities in their own unique way. Also explain that this is not a bad thing, it makes this world a rich and interesting place. Tell him that most of the wars that are fought around the world are, however, because of this diversity, and that you're off to open a big can of 'whoop ass' on the Westfieldians at the Church of Seven. Kids like and respect violence. *tongue* 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted March 2, 2003 Author Share Posted March 2, 2003 Thanks all 😬. Story developed while I was away. My son asked his Mum, who said "going to church, of course". Mum then packed kids in to car for church this morning. However, they were running a little late. When Mum arrived at church car park 10 minutes late, and found the car park full, she gave up and took the kids shopping instead . So I'm no longer the one with the explaining to do . Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 😬 A happy ending then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Hehe good escape 😬 You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Oops Edited by - cooper nut on 3 Mar 2003 20:08:32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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