Hibster. Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 I don't know about you but I only fart in an outward direction 😳 Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Lovely thought Paul, just lovely Viv *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Yes, cheers Paul I have just spent 5 minutes thinking about how an "inward" fart would work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 😬 😬 Tee hee lots and lots 😬 😬 Giggle giggle 😬 😬 I really must go to bed now (i will probably continue giggling though) 😬 😬 Good night Viv *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 they are resistant to both over and under pressure as well as most forms of chemical attack... HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 🙆🏻 🙆🏻Blowback could be a problem 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 erk! I just jokingly send an email to my friend to send the temp over with some cookies for me... she only went and forwarded it to her yours scared, moomin. www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Email - very dangerous thing as you never know where copies will end up 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Waste no time ! Seize the day ! Get straight over there, appologise for you friend being an 🙆🏻 , take her some cookies. Have a chat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 I got a response... probably best not to bother eh... www.megabird.co.uk Edited to add: especially now I've got my anorak on! Edited by - moomin on 29 Jan 2003 15:34:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 So what happened after the cookie email incident? Did you speak to her? At least you will stay warm now that you have your anorak. I seem to have lost mine...and my sock 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Yes, do tell Send her an anonymous bag of cookies ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 I couldn't think of a suitable response, so I just left well alone... www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 MOOmin - any progress 🤔 I'm having to go back through all the bikeshed advice now as recently young (well, always young at 26), free (or relatively inexpensive 😳 ) and single What was the best piece of advice from this thread 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 funny you should resurrect this subject... just yesterday I found out that she thought the email misdemeanour was funny, so that's a start. oh and the other man who I thought she was seeing apparently that didn't last very long. I'll do some more groundwork when I'm feeling braver. trouble is, we've all moved around offices now, and she is miles away from where I sit now. erm, I think the best piece of advice could have been "hire a bouncy castle, have a party and invite her along", but I'm not totally sure... 😬 mOOOOOOOmin www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Perhaps a bikeshed bouncy castle party in the summer is the solution 🤔 In the meantime, having her sitting miles from you is good (less distraction all the time) as long as you have reasons to wander into her part of the office every so often No remotely attractive females in my office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 but where should be have the bikeshed party?!? 😬 hmmm, yes it could be argued that her sitting in a different building is a good thing, but I don't get to go over there very much. not many here, being an IT company, plenty of geeks though. www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Looks like Towcester area is the preferred option. What IT company do you work for? I've got the dubious privilege of being employed by IBM having been bought as part of PwC Consulting I'm in the fortunate position of doing lots of athletics, which means socialising with lots of athletic females 😬 Ooooh... time for a lie down 😳 P979TMV - 1.6 K Series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 indeed. can I have beans and cheese with mine? I work here at the moment. ah that involves doing exercise, whereas I have discovered tinkering with my motah to be a far less energetic passtime... 😬 www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 stop press: she's leaving! www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Leaving the building 🤔 Leaving the job 🤔 Forever 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Perfect ! Ask her out. If she says no , you don't have the problem of seeing her everyday. If she says yes, hurrah ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 yep, leaving the building and job, forever. valid points Nog... just when I thought I'd got out of it. will try to find out how long I have to summon up the courage. www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Moom, Seize the moment, send a Valentines card, and wrap up a pair of goggles and flying hat for a VD (OK, it's an unfortunate abbreviation), present. When she queries their use.... Voila, you suggest she wears them to a date and you'll demonstrate You may need to bring up the sportscar ownership bit or she may think you a little strange 😳 Good Luck Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 a reasonable suggestion mark, though I suspect I will procrastinate until it is too late. I might leave my last Rolo on her desk instead. www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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