Hibster. Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Rach Are you suggesting that Moomin asks Noger out on a date down to the milk shake emporium ? 😳 I have to admit that he does have good taste in lipstick colour and as for those shoes, they are SOOO NOW Cupid must be your middle name Can I have one of the puppies if they fall in love ??? Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Ooh Moomin, Girls often like rolos...yes go on go and offer them and talk to the girls Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 No I don't think Moomin should ask Noger out on a date as Mrs Noger might not like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 ..and Moomin might get a shock when he finds out I now look like this... here Still got the long hair though So can be tricky Edited by - Noger on 23 Jan 2003 14:32:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 That big fella has his foot in your windpipe, I wouldn't stand (or lie down) for that if I was you. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 Nog, what sort of DETAILS do I need to find out? I could write a list of questions? Thanks MissR, I'll try to pluck up the courage in a bit. I might need to think of an excuse to go over there. M www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 right, I've just been over. it's quite nice over there... they were nice to me, but I was a bit scared and didn't stay long, and didn't speak to my favourite one. Moomin www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Noger's method is very reliable but not very satisfying I find... HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Why didn't you speak to your favourite one? Good on you for going over though Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 It's "The Method" innit Talk to one of 'er mates. So "The One" thinks you are not that interested ... so it becomes a bit of a competition for her. She thinks "I'll get him". S.O.P. innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 MissR, I didn't speak to her because I couldn't think of anything to say and I was too shy. ☹️ I did talk to one of her mates, that's who I have an excuse to visit as she is a friend of mine and I got her place here. but the favourite didn't take much notice I think. um-ah and my teacher was over there - he didn't have to think 'what are you doing over here', I was doing it for him!?! Moom. www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 That bird* Noger is a master of disguise either that or this is where she takes her gentlemen friends !!!! *I believe that the older boys use the term bird when reffering to a nice looking girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 * The even older boys, if they used the term bird, would be sleeping on the sofa tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Before Noger beds down for the night on the sofa - Hey nice socks and another great disguise 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Surely the great Paul Davis must be a master at this activity ❗ What the secret Paul 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 No not at all, I used to mostly follow the fizzy drink & kebab route - girls are scarey (even the ugly ones) ☹️ Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Ehem....... Viv *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Stop, you are scaring me again, get off me, they are my trousers, they are not your size, stop, they are my pants and they have a quick release mechanism that contains a licenced explosive charge, what ever you do don't pull the rip cord ....... FX Loud bang and the sound of stout canvas undies hitting the wall at high speed Camera cuts away so as not to reveal any little unmentionable bits & pieces previously kept snugly under cover And so it goes on with scary girls and their ilk It costs me a fortune having the gunpowder re-charged and I have to go around with my bits blowing in the breeze until the job is done and what's more, as it's only january my undies have already had their wash for 2003 😳 Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 undies made of toffee can be remade by heating in the oven then pressing back together. very useful HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Isn't toffee a bit unflexible when it comes to the construction of underwear ? I've always found that stout canvas has stood the test of time (and test firings). I supose that one could suck on it (the toffee you filthy minded readers 😳) in times of need Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Moomin, Why don't you try and think of something to say to the girl you like before you go over, maybe try and find out what she likes and talk about that. If that is all a bit too scary, then I suppose you could try and find out from your friend if your favourite girl likes you. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 She's not called "Snorkmaiden" by any chance is she .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 Thanks Miss, not sure I've got the courage to do that though. All I know is that she has a horse, so likes horses (unfortunately the four legged variety), is quite young, has a private number plate on her corsa with max power alloys, and is a temp. I may have to try some prying, but my friend is a bit of a mischievious match-maker, so will have to be careful what I say. She's not called Snorkmaiden, I know that much! Moomin www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 You will be telling me your mate isn't called Snuffkin next Better off leaving the "my mates fancies you" route methinks... So either the direct (but very scary) route of "hi, I think you are very nice, and would like to get to know you better, how's about a mikshake". OK to be nervous, but shows courage in asking, "vulnerable yet strong" - chicks dig that. She is unlikely to say no. Alternative, less scary approach, is the horsey angle. "Hi, somebody said you have a horse, I like horses but don't know much about them , what type of horse, what do you use it for (ride , drive etc), what does he/she eat" if she loves horses she will talk for hours ! Then casualy ask if you could come and meet the horse ... how could she refuse. Bingo, you have a date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 but Noger, I don't think Moomin is after a date with the horse Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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