Buda Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 are all gay and wear pink flares and make up. (probably aspire to owning a cinquetencho (or whatever)) and they steal ideas and smell of perfume need I mention alex's obsession with cucumber? strange people awful strange............ (I was put up to this by someone else - s******r actually - anyway in for a penny in for a pound!!) sausage jockeys - the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Buda, You should fit in with us perfectly ❗ ... you seem to be of a similar dress size to me although your bum looks bigger than mine. Lime just isn't your colour. 😬 😬 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 well you might have a point but I should point out your, as I recall, at least a size 16, whilst I'm merely a size 8, mav however shops at the maternity department at evans outsize store. now if keelie'l just lend me that basque I'll be sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 *mad* 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 *mad* Viv *smile* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Mav is a splendid figure of a man. Who wants to be a stick? I'd much rather have curves! I don't think you have the implants to make a basque work .... brown paper bag over the head would be a good start though ❗ S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I have nice perfume today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Could whoever borrowed my lipstick please return it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Not me, I don't wear lipstick!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Well, somebodies got it. I've got a party tonight I need tarting up for (me and lots of nurses ). I'll turn my back for a couple of minutes and if it's on my desk when I turn back round then we'll say no more about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Nope not me either, Don't do lipstick What perfume you got then Rach Viv *smile* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 oooh ❗ 'ello Rob Send a few down here will you 🤔 HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Rob While the rest of us are happy with our small and effiminate place, that Buda has given us, in the flat lands you really have messed up. Don't mention nurses in front of Hoopy. No.........No.........No.........No.........No It gets him all excited, he has a libido the size of a small galaxy and we at Cam7 can not be held responsible. You have been warned. Hoopy's Credo- " If it moves-"sh*g it", If it doesn't move , then kick it until it does then "sh*g it" " Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 You're right Windy. That explains why girls always try and remain motionless whenever Hoop is nearby. Goats, sheep and young boys have not developed this wisdom... He who dies with the most tools wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 aaaah, nurses ❗ brings back fond memories when I used to visit my sister up in London and stay in nurses accomodation. Walking down to the showers in the morning always meant a few heart warming sights 😳 😬 Having been forewarned I shall make sure that if i ever meet hoopy I keep at least one young lady between him and me I am kinda worried though by Craig's continued mention of sheep and goats. Whilst I like to think of myself as broadminded, I do wish he would keep his personal fetishes to himself 😳 there could be young children reading this ❗ Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 ummmmmm. enormous monopedel(?) mechancial vibrating caprine fun, in the safety of Moomin's secluded back garden. Those were the days... He who dies with the most tools wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 ah yes... happy heady days... www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 (don't worry about their weird fetishes- I have to make up for it by requiring 3 times the normal amount of nurses as they won't be needing their allocation ) HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 I'm married you're welcome to my quota, Hoopy ! I guess this is your idea of a traditional xmas, being visited by 3 angels, baring! ( yes for once that is the right spelling) Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Sorry, everyone. I should know better by now than to mention the 'N' word when Hoops is in earshot ☹️ Managed to bring one of them home with me Same one I went there with in the first place, though Next time anyone sees Whinny remember to ask her how her hangover is doing.... 😬 Edited by - Rob_Day on 22 Dec 2002 17:45:41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 My wife is in the NHS. I asked her to wear her uniform - the bedroom door opened and there whe was....trousers and a tunic ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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