Rachael Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 If you find out for me, I'll buy you a Snickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 😬 You're only supposed to blow the b****y doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Got any ideas, I know that Paul and Al Crickmore were bugging the house at one point maybe they can help... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Maybe paul got bricked up behind a wall when he was fitting the bugs and webcams ☹️ he might still be trapped there ❗ Quick ❗ Run to Rach's and check ❗ HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 If he did then he has already been there a few weeks...another hour won't matter, I will be home by 16:30 and will check then...although I don't remember seeing any new bricks... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Maybe it someone out for revenge? Any enemies You're only supposed to blow the b****y doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Not really - none that I can think of anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Going home now, but maybe by tomorrow morning, you will have had a flash of inspiration that will mean I can safely buy biscuits and chocolate and leave them in the house again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Could be Mrs Boonie - she can smell chocolate at 100 paces. I only won her hand by being able to afford her chocolate habit and the fact I don't like sweets (yes I know, Freak) so I won't scoff her chocolate stash. Try lacing your biscuits with chocolate laxatives and then wait for the sound of flushing 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 ok ok ok ok ................................... There WAS a packet of cookies that was left on the desk in the kitchen. I had a cup of tea and one cookie led to another which led to another.... I am sure you can all understand and have room in your hearts to forgive me 🤔 😬 I was a victim of the "just one more before I go to work" fairy Please forgive ............. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Anyway .... how silly is it to leave a packet of cookies open on my desk and not expect them to be eaten! 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 That fairy works fast - she was down in Bath at the weekend FORCING me to eat most of a box of After Eights in one go 😳 The the Tummy Ache Troll came along and hit me repeatedly too ☹️ "That'll teach you" they said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 I am sure that you will be forgiven, especially as there IS such a thing as a biscuit thief. They look like a cross between a tree frog and a penguin and are about 9.5 inches tall when stood up straight. Their large spatulate fingers and toes allow them to stick to most surfaces and the long prehensile tongue allows them to sneak biscuits from amazing distances. Whilst some people would think that duck egg blue fur is not the best of camouflage it would appear to work as they are very rarely spotted. Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Is the biscuit thief any relation to the sock thief? Which sneaks into the washing machine and magics socks away so there are no matching pairs? LIke the biscuit thief I have never actually spotted one - just shows you what you miss ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Boonie, "I only won her hand by being able to afford her chocolate habit " How did you win the rest of her? Su77on Se7enS M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 nah, socks are not stolen they just disappear. I am told this is because they are multidimensional and exist in all places at the same time. or not as the case may be. either that or washing machines are some sort of matter transporter. Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 The sock thief is around 5'3" dark hair and married to me. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Mark - sweat, tears and lots of alcohol. That and she still thinks I'm a playboy millionaire and that I just choose to live the life I do. Dave - a Tardis for the laundry - what a great idea. I think I might try getting in it next time and by holding onto a sock I can see where they go. I just hope I get the one that disappears Kev - How does your wife get into my house then? Could she do my ironing next time she pops in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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